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I'm at an old soviet nuclear missile launch center

  1. 2021-10-13 at 9:44 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's a museum now. I'm learning about how the Soviets would have nuked you umericans if you had fucked around.
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  2. 2021-10-13 at 9:45 AM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    take pics pls.
  3. 2021-10-13 at 10:46 AM UTC
    #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    do coke in the batroom
  4. 2021-10-13 at 12:19 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's a museum now. I'm learning about how the Soviets would have nuked you umericans if you had fucked around.

    *tried.

    They would have been shot down by Regan's Star Wars satellites.
  5. 2021-10-13 at 4:42 PM UTC
    #5
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *tried.

    They would have been shot down by Regan's Star Wars satellites.

    Sure thing space cadet.
  6. 2021-10-13 at 4:43 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Sure thing space cadet.

    Tear down that wall, motherfinger.
  7. 2021-10-13 at 4:51 PM UTC
    #7
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    afds
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  8. 2021-10-13 at 4:52 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The command post where the missiles are launched from has a computer, so while you are waiting to nuke the yanks you can shitpost.


    whats the remote control for.
  9. 2021-10-13 at 5:02 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the remote control for.

    They get you to press the launch button and pretend to turn the key, then they show a video I think they got from youtube of a missile launching and nuking new york and various american towns. Part of the video was footage from the end of Terminator 3.

    I asked someone what do the crew do after they have launched their missiles, she showed me where an ashtray is integrated into the armrests of the chairs, and said "cigarette".
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  10. 2021-10-13 at 5:05 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I asked someone what do the crew do after they have launched their missiles, she showed me where an ashtray is integrated into the armrests of the chairs, and said "cigarette".

    Was she hot?

    I can imagine a hot Russian saying "Cigarette" (you can lie to me if she wasn't hot)
  11. 2021-10-13 at 5:06 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump They get you to press the launch button and pretend to turn the key, then they show a video I think they got from youtube of a missile launching and nuking new york and various american towns. Part of the video was footage from the end of Terminator 3.

    I asked someone what do the crew do after they have launched their missiles, she showed me where an ashtray is integrated into the armrests of the chairs, and said "cigarette".

    tell them to use footage from 'the last of us' or some game like that.

    its more realistic.

    also that game was made by the pedos, for the pedos, from the pedos.
  12. 2021-10-13 at 5:07 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Was she hot?

    I can imagine a hot Russian saying "Cigarette" (you can lie to me if she wasn't hot)

    Fairly attractive dark haired 30 something.
  13. 2021-10-13 at 5:07 PM UTC
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the remote control for.




    Obviously, changing channels...and turning up the volume.
  14. 2021-10-13 at 5:10 PM UTC
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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Fairly attractive dark haired 30 something.

    "Cig-aarl-let"

    I just came a little thinking about it
  15. 2021-10-13 at 5:15 PM UTC
    #15
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Obviously, changing channels…and turning up the volume.

    its context to a missile silo ?
  16. 2021-10-13 at 5:21 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its context to a missile silo ?

    They have a flat screen television with a USB stick stuck in it that they use to play a video when you press the launch button. The launch button is hooked up to a speaker so it makes a bzzz when you press it.
  17. 2021-10-13 at 5:24 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump They have a flat screen television with a USB stick stuck in it that they use to play a video when you press the launch button. The launch button is hooked up to a speaker so it makes a bzzz when you press it.

    are there any decommissioned missiles ?
  18. 2021-10-13 at 5:24 PM UTC
    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    They were probably playing a lot of Tetris too
  19. 2021-10-13 at 5:29 PM UTC
    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ghk
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  20. 2021-10-13 at 5:49 PM UTC
    #20
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are there any decommissioned missiles ?



    Just the rocket in Jiggle Booty's pocket!
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