Have you ever called 911? If so, why?

1. 2021-10-13 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #41
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I did when my baby mama was having pregnancy complications, then got frustrated, swore at the operator, hung up and drove her to the hospital myself, parking in the ambulance lane, then being asked to move it and ended up smashing the side of my truck box

   
   Thank you for sharing, Sudo. That was nice of you. 👍⚘❤
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2. 2021-10-13 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I did when my baby mama

   
   That's a pretty disrespectful way to refer to your special lady.
3. 2021-10-13 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   No. Cops have been defunded. Just let them do what they want and hope next time earth isn't your reincarnated respawn
4. 2021-10-13 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Never. I handle and attend to all so-called emergencies personally.

   
   Something is amiss. You've posted about calling the cops and testifying against people for shoplifting hundreds of times. I guess taking some jelly beans from K-mart is a crime too heinous even for you
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5. 2021-10-13 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Sudo Something is amiss. You've posted about calling the cops and testifying against people for shoplifting hundreds of times. I guess taking some jelly beans from K-mart is a crime too heinous even for you

   
   
   
   SpectraL is a pod person. He's not the real one.
6. 2021-10-13 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #46
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready SpectraL is a pod person. He's not the real one.

   
   Pod persons are people, too.
7. 2021-10-13 at 2:21 PM UTC

   #47
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I have called the cops a few times.
   
   Like when that Pimp overstayed his welcome and I got that sweet chain and those basketball shorts.
   Also called them on my last landlord.
   And I called them drunk once and told them there were a bunch of gang members outside but it was just regular black folk waiting on the bus.
8. 2021-10-13 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #48
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Something is amiss. You've posted about calling the cops and testifying against people for shoplifting hundreds of times. I guess taking some jelly beans from K-mart is a crime too heinous even for you

   
   I am judge, jury and executioner.
9. 2021-10-13 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I am judge, jury and executioner.

   
   So you construct mock trials for neighborhood animals before killing them? Hawt.
10. 2021-10-13 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #50
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    when i was a kid i call emergency services from payphones from time to time just because thats what kids do.