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1. 2017-04-10 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #4061
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
   Sodium citrate, ammonium cyanide,
   Mix 'em together and add some benzene,
   And top off the punch with trichloroethylene.
   
   Got gassed up last night with some furfuryl alcohol,
   Followed it up with a gallon of propanol,
   Tanked up on hydrazine 'til after noon,
   Then spit on the floor and blew up the saloon.
   
   Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
   Powdered aluminum, nitrogen iodide,
   Chlorates, permanganates, nitrates galore,
   Just swallow one drink and you'll never need more.
   
   Whiskey, tequila, and rum are too tame.
   No, the stuff that I drink must explode into flame,
   When I breathe and dissolve all the paint in the room,
   And rattle the walls in a ground-shaking boom.
   
   Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
   Go soak your head in a good strong insecticide,
   Slosh it around and impregnate your brain,
   With dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
2. 2017-04-10 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #4062
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   The worst thing you can do to someone is give birth to them.
   
   If I make it through this depressive episode I'm going to immediately start preparing for the end of life stage. Kind of funny that my only real reason to remain alive, in the short term, is to prepare to kill myself a certain way.
3. 2017-04-10 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #4063
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice The worst thing you can do to someone is give birth to them.
   
   If I make it through this depressive episode I'm going to immediately start preparing for the end of life stage. Kind of funny that my only real reason to remain alive, in the short term, is to prepare to kill myself a certain way.

   
   Dying is a lot harder than you think.
   
   Have you even tried hard drugs yet?. Mescaline, Ketamine/PCP, Heroin, Meth?, Cocaine?.
4. 2017-04-11 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #4064
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice The worst thing you can do to someone is give birth to them.
   
   If I make it through this depressive episode I'm going to immediately start preparing for the end of life stage. Kind of funny that my only real reason to remain alive, in the short term, is to prepare to kill myself a certain way.

   
   You are literally gonna be an "active shooter" one day.
5. 2017-04-11 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #4065
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   memethony memetanmemeo
6. 2017-04-11 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #4066
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
   Sodium citrate, ammonium cyanide,
   Mix 'em together and add some benzene,
   And top off the punch with trichloroethylene.
   
   Got gassed up last night with some furfuryl alcohol,
   Followed it up with a gallon of propanol,
   Tanked up on hydrazine 'til after noon,
   Then spit on the floor and blew up the saloon.
   
   Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
   Powdered aluminum, nitrogen iodide,
   Chlorates, permanganates, nitrates galore,
   Just swallow one drink and you'll never need more.
   
   Whiskey, tequila, and rum are too tame.
   No, the stuff that I drink must explode into flame,
   When I breathe and dissolve all the paint in the room,
   And rattle the walls in a ground-shaking boom.
   
   Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde,
   Go soak your head in a good strong insecticide,
   Slosh it around and impregnate your brain,
   With dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.

   
   Impressive if all these are real.
7. 2017-04-11 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #4067
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Top heh
8. 2017-04-11 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #4068
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Impressive if all these are real.

   
   The term you are looking for is "big if true"
   
   And they are, but he googled the chemist's song.
9. 2017-04-11 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #4069
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey
10. 2017-04-11 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #4070
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    http://www-cs.canisius.edu/~salley/SCA/Bardbook/chemist.html
11. 2017-04-11 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #4071
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lighthouse Hey

    
    I'll kill you
12. 2017-04-11 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #4072
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Light fuckin House
13. 2017-04-11 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #4073
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The term you are looking for is "big if true"
    
    And they are, but he googled the chemist's song.

    
    The term I was looking for was 'impressive if all these are real.' THANK YOU
    
    :smug:
14. 2017-04-11 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #4074
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Goodnight everyone and moon.
    
    
15. 2017-04-11 at 6:46 AM UTC

    #4075
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    La Pastada, now that's a real vintage meme.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
16. 2017-04-11 at 9:38 AM UTC

    #4076
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
17. 2017-04-11 at 9:39 AM UTC

    #4077
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Where's the fucking smiley list?
18. 2017-04-11 at 10:07 AM UTC

    #4078
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There isn't one. Discover it yourself, u nigger.
19. 2017-04-11 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #4079
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The term you are looking for is "big if true"
    
    And they are, but he googled the chemist's song.

    
    Why would I google that? I stumbled upon it and thought it was cool so I posted it
20. 2017-04-11 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #4080
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ran out of tech back to huffing organophosphates. And..... Z B Z ∆ Wololollookkllolojeh