I am a murderer. Tonight I murdered two people.

1. 2021-10-10 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #1
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   In terms of comedy.
2. 2021-10-10 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #2
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   hardy-har-har muthafuka
3. 2021-10-10 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #3
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   damn i could go for some bill burr right meow
4. 2021-10-10 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #4
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   Bill Burr sucks, he is a faggot
   
   
5. 2021-10-10 at 1 AM UTC

   #5
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   nuh-uh
6. 2021-10-10 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I think I would do alright at an open mic comedy night because I can turn on my charisma for 4 minutes and people will at least watch me and my crappy material about vomiting up methadone in prison. They'd be 3/10 entertained and I'd be so full of good energy I'd get nervous immediately have to kill it with drugs and if anyone tried to talk to me after they'd see the goodness had left me and they'd think they really didn't see what they just saw.
7. 2021-10-10 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by mmG In terms of comedy.

   
   Dropped bomb huh?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
8. 2021-10-10 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #8
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Settle down, killer.
9. 2021-10-11 at 3 AM UTC

   #9
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmG In terms of comedy.

   
   easy for you to say, all you gotta do is exist.