I think I would do alright at an open mic comedy night because I can turn on my charisma for 4 minutes and people will at least watch me and my crappy material about vomiting up methadone in prison. They'd be 3/10 entertained and I'd be so full of good energy I'd get nervous immediately have to kill it with drugs and if anyone tried to talk to me after they'd see the goodness had left me and they'd think they really didn't see what they just saw.