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  1. #81
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Is that a voodo 1 card youre holding?
  2. #82
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Is that a voodo 1 card youre holding?

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Fona has anyone ever told you that you spend money extremely wisely?

    Cuz they r liars

    I told him that.
  3. #83
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    what was the point of buying a computer you cant fix, again?
  4. #84
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    this is good practice though

    maybe u can become a hardware engineer and shiet
  5. #85
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by STER0S this is good practice though

    maybe u can become a hardware engineer and shiet

    Hardware engineers design new hardware. They don't repair antique equipment.
  6. #86
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    He can work in a computer shop like best buy and do repairs however. Or open up his own shop.
  7. #87
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Wariat He can work in a computer shop like best buy and do repairs however. Or open up his own shop.

    The 90's Called, they want their business/career idea back.
  8. #88
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It it was loose no force would be required.

    if it was tight no amount of force would be possible.
  9. #89
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The 90's Called, they want their business/career idea back.

    Plus he can turn it into like some junk sellathon plae. I knew such a shop run by an asian immigrant guy in san jose next to san jose state. He would buy shit super cheap or rip off his customers than sell it or claim hes gonna repair your computer than when you call him about the price tell you hes gonna take it all beside the hard drive. First he would say he has to assess the damages s you leave not knowing what hell chartge.
  10. #90
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Wariat Plus he can turn it into like some junk sellathon plae. I knew such a shop run by an asian immigrant guy in san jose next to san jose state. He would buy shit super cheap or rip off his customers than sell it or claim hes gonna repair your computer than when you call him about the price tell you hes gonna take it all beside the hard drive. First he would say he has to assess the damages s you leave not knowing what hell chartge.

    So you are advising him to be crook now.
  11. #91
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    east asians are all hustlers and crooks.
  12. #92
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Wariat east asians are all hustlers and crooks.

    And apparently polacks are some of their best customers.
  13. #93
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Wariat east asians are all hustlers and crooks.

    So are poles

    What of it?


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  14. #94
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    yes true but the east asians are less sly and more cocky with it. Like theyll steal from you in your face and yell at you for wanting your money back.
  15. #95
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I am trying to impress Clint from Lazy Game Reviews you jack ass.
    I don't even give 2 fucks about the damn thing anymore.
    I just was trying to find something cool to have him sign and then I was going to sell it on ebay to some dumbass.

    THIS right here people is why you should never trust Fona.

    It ALWAYS comes out in the end that he had some ulterior motive.

    Implying LGR would be even fucking REMOTELY impressed with something as stupid as a 486 swapped piece of crap, or if he WAS impressed would ruin it by writing all over it.
  16. #96
    nah clint signed it now its worth 10k on ebay the buig bucks u jelly
  17. #97
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The GeForce 256 in 1999 was the first mass produced GPU, but GPUs have been around since the '70s.

    Not on x86
  18. #98
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nah clint signed it now its worth 10k on ebay the buig bucks u jelly

    Do you have a certificate of authentitty-cy?
  19. #99
    clint can confirm it
  20. I once destroyed a document signed by The Queen.

    The building I managed back in England had a space rented out to the consulate for Dominican Republic, it was 1 guy running it. When he was moving out he paid me 50 quid to help him move stuff...his prize possession was a big signed and framed document from the Queen of England which basically said "Yeah you can run a consulate" or some shit like that. As I stood there he was loading up my arms with this and going on and on about how valuable and irreplaceable it was and that I must not drop it...he then continued to load me up with more stuff making me very unstable (physically not mentally).

    I walked about 10ft from him and the fucking lot slide and fell to the floor with the framed document shattering into 1000 pieces.

    Fucking lol.
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