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  1. should have rolled a blunt with it
  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I once destroyed a document signed by The Queen.

    The building I managed back in England had a space rented out to the consulate for Dominican Republic, it was 1 guy running it. When he was moving out he paid me 50 quid to help him move stuff…his prize possession was a big signed and framed document from the Queen of England which basically said "Yeah you can run a consulate" or some shit like that. As I stood there he was loading up my arms with this and going on and on about how valuable and irreplaceable it was and that I must not drop it…he then continued to load me up with more stuff making me very unstable (physically not mentally).

    I walked about 10ft from him and the fucking lot slide and fell to the floor with the framed document shattering into 1000 pieces.

    Fucking lol.

    framed document dont get broken along with the frame that frames it.
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  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny framed document dont get broken along with the frame that frames it.

    Lol yes they do, when they have a 3x4ft sheet of glass in them. Duhhhh

    ETA: (I didn't actually count the pieces of glass but there was a lot, I rounded up)
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol yes they do, when they have a 3x4ft sheet of glass in them. Duhhhh

    ETA: (I didn't actually count the pieces of glass but there was a lot, I rounded up)

    the leter was 3X4 feets ?
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the leter was 3X4 feets ?

    No...the document was maybe half that size, it had a pic of the queen beside it and some other shit..below the pic...maybe a flag or crest or something.

    the document itself was big though...maybe umm 1.5ft by 2ft or so.
  6. Found this googling...something like this

  7. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nah clint signed it now its worth 10k on ebay the buig bucks u jelly

    Yeah that's why Fona already said in the other thread that he gives up because that was his goal all along. The whole story about wanting to play Duke Nukem was bullshit.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Yeah that's why Fona already said in the other thread that he gives up because that was his goal all along. The whole story about wanting to play Duke Nukem was bullshit.

    I'm pretty sure the new story is BS as well.
  9. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What I want to know is if Jiggly Booty has offered any assistance to get this 486 pos up and running?

    I mean, he claims to be so good at this stuff and all...

    Why ain't it up and running yet?
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  10. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm pretty sure the new story is BS as well.

    Probably.
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No…the document was maybe half that size, it had a pic of the queen beside it and some other shit..below the pic…maybe a flag or crest or something.

    the document itself was big though…maybe umm 1.5ft by 2ft or so.

    so he loaded you up with a 3X4 feet frame and proceeded to load you up with more stuffs and you didnt resist ?

    why didnt you said no.
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Found this googling…something like this


    was she ever pretty.
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by stl1 What I want to know is if Jiggly Booty has offered any assistance to get this 486 pos up and running?

    I mean, he claims to be so good at this stuff and all…

    Why ain't it up and running yet?

    he already mailed parts to fona hes a good gunt if you can get past his British tendencies
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  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood BACK IN MY DAY WE USED NOTHING BUT A BREAD BOARD AND A JURY RIGGED OSCILLISCOPE MADE FROM OLD DUMPSTER PARTS AND WE HAD TO TUNE OUR CRYSTAL RADIOS TO THE VCR SIZED MODEM AND KNOCK OUR MOM AND DAD OFF THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR JUST TO DOWNLOAD A FEW PIXELS OF A TITTY

    When our class had computers we didn't have monitors until halfway into the year that I started. we had to read it on a dox matrix printout. or see the code make pictures or print out banners of what we coded in bracket.
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by stl1 What I want to know is if Jiggly Booty has offered any assistance to get this 486 pos up and running?

    I mean, he claims to be so good at this stuff and all…

    Why ain't it up and running yet?

    we spent about 10 PMs back and forth talking about 3D printers and if he thought a resin printer versus the coil plastic was better for a starter printer. he said either one but the bottom line was he spent some time helping me get an idea before blowing money on Amazon (which wasn't the best place in general to buy one)

    so he is a decent guy. not everyone is willing to aide others. I try to do the same.
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  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny was she ever pretty.

    That photo looks like it was from the 50s...women were not pretty before 1960.
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so he loaded you up with a 3X4 feet frame and proceeded to load you up with more stuffs and you didnt resist ?

    why didnt you said no.

    I was young and shy and wet behind the ears...my REAL manness was yet to fully mature.
  18. Originally posted by A College Professor he already mailed parts to fona hes a good gunt if you can get past his British tendencies


    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready we spent about 10 PMs back and forth talking about 3D printers and if he thought a resin printer versus the coil plastic was better for a starter printer. he said either one but the bottom line was he spent some time helping me get an idea before blowing money on Amazon (which wasn't the best place in general to buy one)

    so he is a decent guy. not everyone is willing to aide others. I try to do the same.


    ...and lets not forget the PS2 I sent free/gratis and for nothing to Bill Krozby.

    ETA: or the used boxer shorts I sent to Teehee for sniffing purposes.
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  19. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was young and shy and wet behind the ears…my REAL manness was yet to fully mature.

    that explains why priests got away with so much.
  20. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that explains why priests got away with so much.

    and why it sounds like a breeze blowing through the grand canyon now when I fart :(
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