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  1. #61
    I couldn't afford cups or string and had to read old dusty tomes about hebrew telepathy magi powers and train my constitution by going to sunday school where the nuns frequently molested me
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Luxury…we just 2 polystyrene cups with 30ft of string tied to the bottom of each cup to sent PMs to our friends.


    imagine having to use this to tell your friemd how your touched.
  3. #63
    We had to use party lines. The guy down the hall was two long rings and one short ring, and the guy across the street was two short rings and one long ring. If you didn't hear the ring sequence correctly, you would have to pick up the phone and listen to the conversation for a bit to see if it was for you.
  4. #64
    back in my day before communication or language all you had was a high grunt and a low grunt and those were your only options of getting laid besides forced rape.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #65
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I barely remember having a party phone line as a child...and my dad worked for Ma Bell.
  6. #66
    Phones had a kind of cup with a long cord attached to a box on the wall that you had to crank a few times to generate power.
  7. #67
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Now you've changed the conversation to fishin'.
  8. #68
    All calls had to first go through an operator. You couldn't just call people direct. So then you would end up having a conversation with the operator girl while she set your call up before switching you through.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by stl1 I barely remember having a party phone line as a child…and my dad worked for Ma Bell.

    your dad worked for the axis of evil
  10. #70
    I'm gonna make a switch board... in space!
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thanks,

    So someone did "hit and run" on me this a.m.

    https://files.catbox.moe/da5q2d.AVI

    Lol I was hoping I was gonna hear you call them a'fookin bloody wanka.'

    Did they eventually stop for you?
  12. #72
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The GeForce 256 in 1999 was the first mass produced GPU, but GPUs have been around since the '70s.

    Not in ISA architecture
  13. #73
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I was hoping I was gonna hear you call them a'fookin bloody wanka.'

    Did they eventually stop for you?

    If I'd have posted the rest of the chase you'd have heard me saying their plate number over and over.

    I chased them for about 5 mins but they eventually got away in the rush hour traffic doing decidedly dodgy driving maneuvers.
  14. #74
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    eat mor chikn faggot

  15. #75
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Has that old POS found its way into the dumpster yet?
  16. #76
    Originally posted by stl1 Has that old POS found its way into the dumpster yet?

    Have you?
  17. #77
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish I found stl laying in a dumpster. I'd force myself to shit my pants just so I could throw them on top of his body and have a sensible chuckle.
  18. #78
    Originally posted by mmQ I wish I found stl laying in a dumpster. I'd force myself to shit my pants just so I could throw them on top of his body and have a sensible chuckle.

    your ass has to be very loose to be able to force shits out of it just like that.
  19. #79
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your ass has to be very loose to be able to force shits out of it just like that.

    It it was loose no force would be required.
  20. #80
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I dot know man I dont see them or the solder dips.
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