2017-04-08 at 9:21 PM UTC
You can win some good money there. You can also launder money by betting on every horse and just be like "i won it".
2017-04-08 at 9:56 PM UTC
I have spent years fixing horse races. At first we would use steroidal based drugs or poison horses we wanted to lose and cover the spread, clearing 5 figures each race but our paranoia ran high, the risk became too much.
We decided it would be a bigger payoff to just kidnap a horse and demand a million dollar ransom. There were operational difficulties with stealing a horse, we needed to take it quietly. We experimented with various incapacitating agents and discovered that horses were agitated by lasers.
We have the perfect weapon for fixing horse races.. On the lowest setting the horse acts about as agitated as a shift in weather but the results are Permanent cornea damage and severe decline in performable.
This is the first time ive admitted this anywhere, we are the only ones doing this. The results have paid off in the millions and nobody suspects a thing.
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2017-04-08 at 9:58 PM UTC
No. It's definitely on my bucket list, though.
2017-04-09 at 8:32 PM UTC
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2017-04-09 at 8:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR
Who won?
The Mountain Goat.
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2017-04-10 at 1:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Actor
You can win some good money there. You can also launder money by betting on every horse and just be like "i won it".
how is loosing 90% of your money a good way to launder them ????
are you mentally challenged ?
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2017-04-10 at 1:44 AM UTC
I only gamble for cigarettes
2017-04-10 at 10:48 PM UTC
Yes I used to frequent the Tampa Bay Downs but that was to play poker. I only bet on the horses one time and I lost.
2017-04-10 at 10:51 PM UTC
when i was a baby my family took me to belmont race track for some major horse race.
when i was little my uncle would take me there for his betting.
my ex used to work at a greyhound track/jai lai thingy that i go to frequently after they close because there are many places to obtain privacy.
2017-04-11 at 1:04 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
I won a trifecta at a horse race once, I thought i was going to win hundreds, but it was like 46 bucks or something stupid like that, still cool tho. too bad the track in this city closed down last year.
2017-04-11 at 3:31 AM UTC
I wanna go kind of but it seems like a rich man / gambling addict activity with no in between.
