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I pissed the bed!!!

  1. #21
    Faggot
  2. #22
    Wtf man. Jesus.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Imagine taking a chit .. getting up to get pen and paper , writing names of people from the Internet on that paper .. walking back to the toilet.. taking a picture of the chit while holding the paper...

    All while the chit is still on your ass because no tissue is in sight ...

    50 something yrs old ......
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I held this in last night for nearly half an hour.

    bring toilet paper in your car or sheets in pocket just in case




    Also, Answer my thread, Lanny

    That's the poop of a homosexual
  5. #25
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The gene therapies sterilize you.




    No, that was only you.

    Don't worry, I read somewhere that it eventually happens to all guys.

    Jiggle Booty will be able to tell you more about it.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's the poop of a homosexual

    or maybe he was a victim of a heineous sexual asssault.
  7. #27
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Imagine taking a chit .. getting up to get pen and paper , writing names of people from the Internet on that paper .. walking back to the toilet.. taking a picture of the chit while holding the paper…

    All while the chit is still on your ass because no tissue is in sight …

    50 something yrs old ……

    Why are you responding to me Candy.

    I took the shit, got up and looked at it and laughed how long that thing was without breaking and then washed my hand (while letting it sit for a moment) and grabbed a piece of note paper we cut up next to the phone. wrote that quickly, brought it over to the toilet and shot it there. then used my foot to flush it so I didn't have to rewashed my hands to Happy Birthday twice. and uploaded it to the computer to post it.

    Yes, I am 50 and it's funny to me. but it also had a real meaning. and Lanny knows the SHIT Im talking about along with his concubine from "DH" which clearly is Wintermute

    why do you play with the wheelchair or gurnies at the hospital. it's not meant to be used for this. and a Veterans Admin property is the Property of American Tax Payers. so it's just as much mine.
  8. #28
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or maybe he was a victim of a heineous sexual asssault.

    I know thats the first thing you thought of because you enjoy roll playing that lifestyle event out. but it's because I held it in for so long while driving back to my place.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Why are you responding to me Candy.

    I took the shit, got up and looked at it and laughed how long that thing was without breaking and then washed my hand (while letting it sit for a moment) and grabbed a piece of note paper we cut up next to the phone. wrote that quickly, brought it over to the toilet and shot it there. then used my foot to flush it so I didn't have to rewashed my hands to Happy Birthday twice. and uploaded it to the computer to post it.

    Yes, I am 50 and it's funny to me. but it also had a real meaning. and Lanny knows the SHIT Im talking about along with his concubine from "DH" which clearly is Wintermute

    why do you play with the wheelchair or gurnies at the hospital. it's not meant to be used for this. and a Veterans Admin property is the Property of American Tax Payers. so it's just as much mine.

    Ok but did you wash your foot? Bc I mean then you just ended up trailing shit particles around your house.

    Also I have no idea what you’re talking about 99.99% of the time which ironically is how many germs you could have killed if you had washed your foot.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Why are you responding to me Candy.

    I took the shit, got up and looked at it and laughed how long that thing was without breaking and then washed my hand (while letting it sit for a moment) and grabbed a piece of note paper we cut up next to the phone. wrote that quickly, brought it over to the toilet and shot it there. then used my foot to flush it so I didn't have to rewashed my hands to Happy Birthday twice. and uploaded it to the computer to post it.

    Yes, I am 50 and it's funny to me. but it also had a real meaning. and Lanny knows the SHIT Im talking about along with his concubine from "DH" which clearly is Wintermute

    why do you play with the wheelchair or gurnies at the hospital. it's not meant to be used for this. and a Veterans Admin property is the Property of American Tax Payers. so it's just as much mine.

    sooo .... no ass wiping ....
  11. #31
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala Ok but did you wash your foot? Bc I mean then you just ended up trailing shit particles around your house.

    Also I have no idea what you’re talking about 99.99% of the time which ironically is how many germs you could have killed if you had washed your foot.

    Sock, then I pulled the sock off. then I took a shower after tossing the sock and underwear into the dirty clothes bin.

    What other info do you need to know?
  12. #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sooo …. no ass wiping ….

    wiped, dabbed and wiped more. then I stuck it up to the side of the rim to get the shit on the photo after I went to wash my hand. the shit wipe is lower left out of frame on bowl. bottom left you see some of the paper's shadow left of turd.
  13. #33
    Honestly I didn’t want to know any of this to begin with and I don’t even know how we got here or why you decided to post your disgusting feces with a message to Lanny and I but here we are and you’re describing how you flushed the toilet with your foot then took off your sock and I’m just glad I’m high and probably won’t remember this.
  14. #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala Honestly I didn’t want to know any of this to begin with and I don’t even know how we got here or why you decided to post your disgusting feces with a message to Lanny and I but here we are and you’re describing how you flushed the toilet with your foot then took off your sock and I’m just glad I’m high and probably won’t remember this.

    I'll update you when I get the urge to repeat this message
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready wiped, dabbed and wiped more. then I stuck it up to the side of the rim to get the shit on the photo after I went to wash my hand. the shit wipe is lower left out of frame on bowl. bottom left you see some of the paper's shadow left of turd.

    you didnt say that initially. seemed like an after thought. and even if you did, i didnt see you say you washed your hands before taking picts amd writting notes.
  16. #36
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This thread turned into a shit show.
  17. #37
    If your shit log isn't tapered at both ends, that means your asshole clapped shut.
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    posting in a wario thread
  19. #39
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you didnt say that initially. seemed like an after thought. and even if you did, i didnt see you say you washed your hands before taking picts amd writting notes.

    Not at all. I didnt say anything that wasn't related to the poop and Lanny and Frala and how it relates to something that at least Lanny is aware of.

    You seem to have a lot of time analyzing things not that important.
  20. #40
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    This is why I hate subscriptions
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