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2021-10-01 at 4:25 PM UTC
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2021-10-01 at 4:28 PM UTCprobably a goat fucker.
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2021-10-01 at 4:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol.
you dont need a 5' hole for a goat unless you intended to bury your wife with it.
2 goats, one on top of the other...they were fat goats too (and both pregnant at the time)..so there was probably only umm 2ft of room left in the hole.
6 months later there was a hollow in the ground where the goats were buried and the soil had settled..I guess their fat bellies had rotted away by then...I guess it's also why you always see cowboy movies graves with a pile of dirt on top...to compensate for the settling?
We also had Coyotes that came around so wanted them buried good so the fuckers wouldn't dig em up. -
2021-10-01 at 4:47 PM UTC
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2021-10-01 at 4:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by troon Other than digging a 5ft hole like a fucking retard instead of just dragging the corpses to the edge of you SIX FUCKING ACRES and burning them.
Or just eating them. I fucking despair. Was your wife anything like Felicity Kendal? I'm painting an amusing picture in my mind.
They were her Pets...eating them wasn't an option...anyway they'd been rotting in the Texas heat all day after being mangled by the dog that killed them.
Dragging them to the property line and burning them would probably have resulted in also burning down the 10,000 acres of national forest behind my property..and again, they were her pets so she wanted a proper burial and shit.
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I did shoot the dog that killed them a few weeks later and had the kids drag it's body onto the national forest property and just left it there for the Coyotes to eat...I certainly wasnt going to dig anther hole for the murderer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-10-01 at 5:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They were her Pets…eating them wasn't an option…anyway they'd been rotting in the Texas heat all day after being mangled by the dog that killed them.
Dragging them to the property line and burning them would probably have resulted in also burning down the 10,000 acres of national forest behind my property..and again, they were her pets so she wanted a proper burial and shit.
ETA:
I did shoot the dog that killed them a few weeks later and had the kids drag it's body onto the national forest property and just left it there for the Coyotes to eat…I certainly wasnt going to dig anther hole for the murderer.
so she got the house after the divorce ? -
2021-10-01 at 5:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so she got the house after the divorce ?
She's living there but technically it's still mine. That's 2 homes (and the 6 acres) I've given away to women now...there isn't going to be a fucking 3rd I'll tell you that my lad.
In fact just a couple of weeks ago someone called me and said "Are you interested in selling the property at xxxxx"
I was tempted to say yes, but I said no. Weird I would get such a call after all these years and I was curious how they found my cell number as obviously I didn't have a cell phone etc back then rather than call the number at the property.
Guess they looked up the owner info and then looked up my cell phone...still weird though why they would do it that way rather than contacting the property directly...though maybe they did I suppose and got no response. -
2021-10-01 at 5:28 PM UTCYour ex probably gave them your number so that she could move and never have to deal with you again.
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2021-10-01 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's living there but technically it's still mine. That's 2 homes (and the 6 acres) I've given away to women now…there isn't going to be a fucking 3rd I'll tell you that my lad.
In fact just a couple of weeks ago someone called me and said "Are you interested in selling the property at xxxxx"
I was tempted to say yes, but I said no. Weird I would get such a call after all these years and I was curious how they found my cell number as obviously I didn't have a cell phone etc back then rather than call the number at the property.
Guess they looked up the owner info and then looked up my cell phone…still weird though why they would do it that way rather than contacting the property directly…though maybe they did I suppose and got no response.
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2021-10-01 at 5:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When I bought my Six Acres, there was a sailboat on the property under a tarp…it was in need of major work. During the purchasing process the boat was never mentioned by the former owner and I kept quiet about it hoping he'd just leave it there. I figured if I mentioned it he'd try to sell it to me. There was also a beat up old car.
During the weeks leading up to finalizing the land purchase I began to make plans for my new project, the restoration of said sailboat and I imagined weekends and months of manly work along with the day of completion and launching the newly restored vessel on Lake Conroe which was nearby.
Alas on the day of signing we headed out to the land after signing the docs only to find the sailboat GONE but the wrecked car still sitting there. I was outraged and got on the phone with the former owner and said "I see you took the boat but left the fucking heap, come get that piece of shit car off my land".
So ended another dream.
I believe that, after the final walkthrough and before the closing that anything that was there on the land and not specifically noted as leaving, is legally yours. You probably should have bitched to your real estate agent and you could now be call Captain Jiggles. -
2021-10-01 at 5:34 PM UTC
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2021-10-01 at 5:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1 Your ex probably gave them your number so that she could move and never have to deal with you again.
? that makes zero sense, lol. She can move whenever she likes...and I've not spoken to or seen her for about ummm 15yrs anyway.
She doesn't want to move, she's got a house and 6 acres...
Take your dementia meds gramps. -
2021-10-01 at 5:39 PM UTC
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2021-10-01 at 5:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As if shelling eggs is equivalent to chopping down 20 trees and digging up 2x 55 gallon septic tank drums…
Oh and burying her fucking goats when a local dog killed them…have you ever dug a 5ft deep hole in Texas when its' 100F and the ground is like concrete??? I thought I was going to die.
Then I pulled the dead goats into the hole and we both stood there looking down into the hole at them…the flies were buzzing and they were covered in their own feces…then she said between her tears …
"I want the name tags".
"Couldn't you have asked me to get the name tags BEFORE I put them in the fucking hole"
"Get me the name tags"
So down I went into the death hole to remove the name tags while being attacked by 1000 files and the stench of filthy shit covered dead goats…
REAL man work…it was like loading the bodies into the pits at Auschwitz
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2021-10-01 at 5:46 PM UTC
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2021-10-01 at 5:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i mean do you think having sex with them for as long as you did worth paying them 2 houses, 6 acres and goats.
Marriage isn't just about sex Vincent, you can get that anywhere...It's about the human bond, the companionship, the love, someone having your back, caring about someone more than you care about yourself...not just a quick poke of the hole.
in short, FUCK NO. -
2021-10-01 at 6:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Marriage isn't just about sex Vincent, you can get that anywhere…It's about the human bond, the companionship, the love, someone having your back, caring about someone more than you care about yourself…not just a quick poke of the hole.
in short, FUCK NO.
to me it seems like the only people that are meant to marry each other are brothers ans sisters. -
2021-10-01 at 6:19 PM UTC
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2021-10-01 at 6:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2 goats, one on top of the other…they were fat goats too (and both pregnant at the time)..so there was probably only umm 2ft of room left in the hole.
6 months later there was a hollow in the ground where the goats were buried and the soil had settled..I guess their fat bellies had rotted away by then…I guess it's also why you always see cowboy movies graves with a pile of dirt on top…to compensate for the settling?
We also had Coyotes that came around so wanted them buried good so the fuckers wouldn't dig em up.
Dig a 9 cubic foot hole. Place a 5 cubic foot container in the hole. Place all of the dirt from the hole back in the hole. Do you think it will be level? -
2021-10-01 at 6:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dig a 9 cubic foot hole. Place a 5 cubic foot container in the hole. Place all of the dirt from the hole back in the hole. Do you think it will be level?
well you dont have to put the displaced dirt on top do you....thats extra work, unless you do it in prep for the eventual sagging that would come with a decayong corpse
