2017-04-10 at 2:13 PM UTC
Become an industrialist, steal from the proletariat
2017-04-10 at 2:14 PM UTC
Become a socialist, form a vanguard party and steal the means of production
2017-04-10 at 2:15 PM UTC
Attend open mic nights at the local comedy club and bring a notepad, steal the best jokes and become the new king of comedy
2017-04-10 at 2:16 PM UTC
Walk into no-gate apartment complexes, vandalize their washing machines and take their quarters
2017-04-10 at 2:17 PM UTC
Nigger classic; follow a UPS, FedEx or USPS truck around and steal any packages the leave on front doors and shit.
If you get caught, that's a federal crime and just blame it on Lanny
2017-04-10 at 3:05 PM UTC
the middle of a field would be a really unusual place to steal money.
mainly coz you'd be unlikely to find any there.