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Unusual places to steal money

  1. #21
    Become an industrialist, steal from the proletariat
  2. #22
    Become a socialist, form a vanguard party and steal the means of production
  3. #23
    Attend open mic nights at the local comedy club and bring a notepad, steal the best jokes and become the new king of comedy
  4. #24
    Walk into no-gate apartment complexes, vandalize their washing machines and take their quarters
  5. #25
    Nigger classic; follow a UPS, FedEx or USPS truck around and steal any packages the leave on front doors and shit.

    If you get caught, that's a federal crime and just blame it on Lanny
  6. #26
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the middle of a field would be a really unusual place to steal money.

    mainly coz you'd be unlikely to find any there.
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a soup kitchen
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