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  1. #21
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready the smell before armpit and feminine products existed…

    now to me thats a real lady

  2. #22
    Due to the lack of indoor plumbing, colonists did not bathe more than twice a year. When they did bathe, they would bathe from oldest to youngest, so the bath water was literally black by the time it came the baby's turn to wash up. Thus was born the phrase: don't throw the baby out with the bath water.
  3. #23
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Due to the lack of indoor plumbing, colonists did not bathe more than twice a year. When they did bathe, they would bathe from oldest to youngest, so the bath water was literally black by the time it came the baby's turn to wash up. Thus was born the phrase: don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

    no wonder SIDS was a thing back then.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready no wonder SIDS was a thing back then.

    Nose plugs were also pretty hot in those days.
  5. #25
    "Honey... you're especially ripe tonight. Would you mind sprinkling this nutmeg around your ass area?"
  6. #26
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Honey… you're especially ripe tonight. Would you mind sprinkling this nutmeg around your ass area?"

    gross. smh
  7. #27
    There were a few real stinkies that even the Donners wouldn't touch. Natural protection from cannibals.
  8. #28
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Make The Internet Great Again
  9. #29
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ajax Make The Internet Great Again

    Never gonna happen. We need something new, something parallel.
  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I can confirm the authenticity of OP
  11. #31
    The future Internet will have us communicating by holograms.
  12. #32
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sophie Never gonna happen. We need something new, something parallel.

    Metaverse
  13. #33
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Apparently Totsean who Motherboard of Vice.com stated was also DfG who Totsean/DfG never had been on totse and little time on zoklet, was somehow the go-to person to explain the demise of Zoklet as well as Totse..

    Him being the only mod that Motherboard could get a-hold of. And not Metaphysics who I understand teaches poetry at a University in Pa regarding Totse.

    And if the media could find Zok, then why couldn't vice?
  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    im being interviewed by vice about this place
  15. #35
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood im being interviewed by vice about this place

    They're in Montreal aren't they?
  16. #36
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yes we are having french coffee
  17. #37
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes we are having french coffee

    Oh, you're being smarmy as usual. Nice fake-out, bruh!
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Barbary Coast 1850 with lots of dirty filthy hookers and den thieves and guys choking people out and taking their stuff as they get off the ships?

    Sounds incredible. Wheres the delorean?
  19. #39
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Sounds incredible. Wheres the delorean?

    Some fuckas stole it, but it has an apple chip under the dashboard. You down for an adventure before time travel?
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Some fuckas stole it, but it has an apple chip under the dashboard. You down for an adventure before time travel?

    As long as it involves dirty whores, choking and strongarm robbery
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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