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  1. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked cringing at the text messages i wake up to find ive sent when i was drunk. Can i install one of those ignition interlock devices on my phone? Or at least eternal sunshine of the spotless mind my brain?

    example of these cringe messages ?
  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny example of these cringe messages ?

    well i deleted them now, but the bartender had invited me back to her place to hang out one of the first nights we met, and then we smoked n got food one night. Then the next day im asking her in urdu when i can see her again, n she was like “you sure you want to do that? im a bartender. i have to be flirty.” And i said something to the effect of “As long as thats not the case with me, right?” n she didnt say anything so i was like “aight its cool no worries” only in a much more long winded text.

    N then lastnight when i got home, i texted just to tell her that when i was trying to buy her a drink a couple days ago, that wasnt a “hey come hang out with me”- drink. It was a “Sorry for being an awkward weirdo” drink.

    Like none of that required a follow up text. lol.
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  3. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked well i deleted them now, but the bartender had invited me back to her place to hang out one of the first nights we met, and then we smoked n got food one night. Then the next day im asking her in urdu when i can see her again, n she was like “you sure you want to do that? im a bartender. i have to be flirty.” And i said something to the effect of “As long as thats not the case with me, right?” n she didnt say anything so i was like “aight its cool no worries” only in a much more long winded text.

    N then lastnight when i got home, i texted just to tell her that when i was trying to buy her a drink a couple days ago, that wasnt a “hey come hang out with me”- drink. It was a “Sorry for being an awkward weirdo” drink.

    Like none of that required a follow up text. lol.

    nothing too cringy about that but you have got to stop seeing these bodies with vaginas as human being that you need to appease.

    just be who and what you are and either they take it or you shove it.
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  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nothing too cringy about that but you have got to stop seeing these bodies with vaginas as human being that you need to appease.

    just be who and what you are and either they take it or you shove it.

    Im kinda that way with most people. Its prolly more about the stuff in my own head than anything else. I judge myself about minor shit constantly, and i imagine everyone else is doing the same. I especially go out of my way to make sure people feel comfortable. When i meet tiny guys in the bar, i always make sure not to do like…..big guy stuff to emasculate them or something. The same way i cross the street so im not walking behind women late at night, lol. Im a huge fag and my brain is dumb.
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked cringing at the text messages i wake up to find ive sent when i was drunk. Can i install one of those ignition interlock devices on my phone? Or at least eternal sunshine of the spotless mind my brain?

    Only send mean messages when drunk.
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  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmG Only send mean messages when drunk.

    Ok wots your number?
  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked well i deleted them now, but the bartender had invited me back to her place to hang out one of the first nights we met, and then we smoked n got food one night. Then the next day im asking her in urdu when i can see her again, n she was like “you sure you want to do that? im a bartender. i have to be flirty.” And i said something to the effect of “As long as thats not the case with me, right?” n she didnt say anything so i was like “aight its cool no worries” only in a much more long winded text.

    N then lastnight when i got home, i texted just to tell her that when i was trying to buy her a drink a couple days ago, that wasnt a “hey come hang out with me”- drink. It was a “Sorry for being an awkward weirdo” drink.

    Like none of that required a follow up text. lol.

    Damn did I miss some of your messages on Telegram or something? Light my DMs up here like a batsignal if you need an Urdu wingman my nigga

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  11. mmG African Astronaut
    So I just finished Squid Game.

    Great recommendation mmQ. Damn, really, really good one.

    I hate when a show has an interesting premise but shit execution. This one had a great premise and great execution.

    My criticism are only that

    1. The writing was a little bit predictable. I was calling the "twists" all the way through. One I didn't call was the gganbu one and that one was really good. But a lot of the other ones, I called em faaar ahead. Not necessarily bad but you can kind of figure out the writer's thinking pretty easily if you pay attention, I wouldn't call them clichés but just some predictability.

    2. There was also some cheese in the writing and direction. For example the entire midnight thing.

    But even that's not necessarily bad. It's kind of anime-ish, it works in the context of a "story". But that is the kind of stuff from literally Fritz Lang era. In modern film such direction is kind of cliche and cheesy. Most directors would typically subvert such tropes.
  12. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Im kinda that way with most people. Its prolly more about the stuff in my own head than anything else. I judge myself about minor shit constantly, and i imagine everyone else is doing the same. I especially go out of my way to make sure people feel comfortable. When i meet tiny guys in the bar, i always make sure not to do like…..big guy stuff to emasculate them or something. The same way i cross the street so im not walking behind women late at night, lol. Im a huge fag and my brain is dumb.

    becareful how and where you use the word minor.
  13. Originally posted by mmG So I just finished Squid Game.

    Great recommendation mmQ. Damn, really, really good one.

    I hate when a show has an interesting premise but shit execution. This one had a great premise and great execution.

    My criticism are only that

    1. The writing was a little bit predictable. I was calling the "twists" all the way through. One I didn't call was the gganbu one and that one was really good. But a lot of the other ones, I called em faaar ahead. Not necessarily bad but you can kind of figure out the writer's thinking pretty easily if you pay attention, I wouldn't call them clichés but just some predictability.

    2. There was also some cheese in the writing and direction. For example the entire midnight thing.

    But even that's not necessarily bad. It's kind of anime-ish, it works in the context of a "story". But that is the kind of stuff from literally Fritz Lang era. In modern film such direction is kind of cliche and cheesy. Most directors would typically subvert such tropes.

    ↑ dalit wishes hes east asian.

  14. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ dalit wishes hes east asian.


    North-Central Asian version^ wishes he was Southeast Asian multichad
  15. Originally posted by mmG North-Central Asian version^ wishes he was Southeast Asian multichad

    heres something that will help ypu get reaquainted with your own native culture.

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  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny heres something that will help ypu get reaquainted with your own native culture.


    Wrong again mongoloid^
  18. Originally posted by mmG Wrong again mongoloid^

    ↑ self loath.
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ self loath.

    Proud mongoloid^
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