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Whats your ultimate sexual fantasy?

  1. #21
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm ROFL. In the ultimate fantasy thread no less. Classic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

    if i shat in your mouth -- would you tell me you like it?
  2. #22
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Fuck off dummy. Stop being stupid. Shit for brains.
  3. #23
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Originally posted by CandyRein To be gangbanged by the Taliban

    the aryan looking or the asian looking ones.
  5. #25
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I can't remember if it was 14 19 year old girls or 19 14 year old girls nekin in my living room
  6. #26
    Originally posted by stl1 What happened to Jiggly Booty?

    His posts have disappeared.

    lanny wants to commit the acts of terrorism to commemorate 911.

    33 thousand posts were murdered on this day.
  7. #27
    Bigboi71 Yung Blood
    To make babies with a shy, but well endowed girl.
  8. #28
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I can't remember if it was 14 19 year old girls or 19 14 year old girls nekin in my living room

    We got another pedo here folks. Canโ€™t say Iโ€™m surprised.
  9. #29
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Meh, once you hit your fifties you don't really give a shit.
    I mean its great if you can get some but it's no big deal if you don't.
    But teenage girls smell awesome still.
  10. #30
    idk im generally pretty vanilla but im debating booking an escort to explore some of my less vanilla inclinations
  11. #31
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked idk im generally pretty vanilla but im debating booking an escort to explore some of my less vanilla inclinations

    piss? I have always wanted a girl to pee on me but not as a sexual thing I actually think that stuff is gross but the lack of experience doesn't sit well with me
  12. #32
    nah piss doesnt really do it for me. More bdsm stuff. Which is kinda yawn inducing in 2021 prolly. A girl i was with just out of high school was very into some pretty hardcore shit and i think it just kinda flipped a switch but you cant really tell a woman you want to wrap a belt around her neck and be burned with a cigarette as you cum
  13. #33
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ive been lied to that day when i bought "synthetic based" motor oil.

    turns out that means semi synthetic in plain english. fucking french faggots.

    Well, you're in a 3rd world country so...
  14. #34
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bigboi71 To make babies with a shy, but well endowed girl.

    Who the fuck is this sock account?
  15. #35
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    prolly ur dad
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like 10 25-yr old girls all sucking my dick one after another where they all say "omg this dick is amazing" and they pass it around and I sit there in shock watching them pass my dick around and the last girl, Leslie, holds it front of me and slaps it on her face and asks me how I feel and I tell her I don't feel anything because the blood loss from my detached pean has me numb and weird.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well, you're in a 3rd world country so…

    so ...
  18. #38
    lllll Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Like 10-25yr old girls all sucking my dick one after another where they all say "omg this dick is amazing" and they pass it around and I sit there in shock watching them pass my dick around and the last girl, Leslie, holds it front of me and slaps it on her face and asks me how I feel and I tell her I don't feel anything because the blood loss from my detached pean has me numb and weird.

    I was like WHOA MMQ!
    When I read this, cause I totally saw/put the hyphen in the wrong spot.
  19. #39
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie She'll appear to be crying.

    I'm guessing your fucks tend to do a lot of crying anyway.
  20. #40
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Missionary with a 43 year old mother of 6 thatโ€™s rich, and after she gives me 5 million dollars just because.
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