It's smile cookie season

1. 2021-09-16 at 2:41 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Have a smile, have a cookie. Save a child
   
   
   
   It feels good eating 20 smiles cookies knowing that every moment of self indulgence you are doing it for the community
2. 2021-09-16 at 2:44 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It feels good eating 20 smiles cookies knowing that every moment of self indulgence you are doing it for the community

   
   and that moment is also 10yrs on the hips girlfriend.
3. 2021-09-16 at 2:51 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   my hips need 10 million years if I am ever to survive another covid winter. When you live a life like mine gaining weight is very hard to do. Stress and drug abuse are great for losing weight
   
   thats why all normies are fat because they live boring lives and need to go jogging to be thin
4. 2021-09-16 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my hips need 10 million years if I am ever to survive another covid winter. When you live a life like mine gaining weight is very hard to do. Stress and drug abuse are great for losing weight
   
   thats why all normies are fat because they live boring lives and need to go jogging to be thin

   
   Once you are passed the age of 45 the need to be thin goes away and you can embrace your lardiness.
5. 2021-09-16 at 5:20 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   ill just do coke
6. 2021-09-16 at 5:36 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ill just do Geritol

7. 2021-09-17 at 9:12 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I set my alarm to wake up early i'm gonna be the first person in the store and order THE ENTIRE FUCKING RACK OF COOKIES (they only make 20 per store and sell for $1 each)
   
   so my plan is to take all their cookies and force them to make a double batch i'm sick of walking in at 10am to buy 6 cookies only to see 6 cookies with a line full of people. If I buy 6 cookies and leave none for anyone else I am probably gonna get my ass kicked and they will just take all the cookies from me
   
   you see it often a fat person comes in UHH YEAH GIMME . ALL OF THE SMILE COOKIES JUST GIMME THEM ALL because theres like 5 or 6 left and everyone behind them is like REALLY REALLY COME ON MAN I JUST WANTED 1 COOKIE YOU GOT 5 WTF
   
   The stores don't realize the suffering they put us through with these smile cookies man but we do it for the community
8. 2021-09-17 at 9:15 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I set my alarm to wake up early i'm gonna be the first person in the store and order THE ENTIRE FUCKING RACK OF COOKIES (they only make 20 per store and sell for $1 each)
   
   so my plan is to take all their cookies and force them to make a double batch i'm sick of walking in at 10am to buy 6 cookies only to see 6 cookies with a line full of people. If I buy 6 cookies and leave none for anyone else I am probably gonna get my ass kicked and they will just take all the cookies from me
   
   you see it often a fat person comes in UHH YEAH GIMME . ALL OF THE SMILE COOKIES JUST GIMME THEM ALL because theres like 5 or 6 left and everyone behind them is like REALLY REALLY COME ON MAN I JUST WANTED 1 COOKIE YOU GOT 5 WTF
   
   The stores don't realize the suffering they put us through with these smile cookies man but we do it for the community

   
   yeah i know what you mean Franky its like that at the donut shop here because the early bird gets the worm the morning larks buy up all the premium donuts and im guessing a lot of those get scalped later in the day but i wont stoop to playing in the black market but anyway if you go in there after lunch time basically its slim pickins but its no big deal because there all good so you just have to broaden your horizons which is fine because otherwise i would have never tried a bear claw
9. 2021-09-17 at 9:25 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I saw a fat person walk out with two 40 packs of timbits, I went in to get 20 and there was NONE LEFT like what the actual fuck lady
   
   people always do it for the special edition limited time timbits they order 100 of them just to be assholes so nobody else can try them.
10. 2021-09-17 at 11:49 AM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Franky what's the status on the package
11. 2021-09-17 at 11:51 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    coffee is being made and I just put on socks and pants ITS TIME
12. 2021-09-17 at 12:20 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i went too late they were down to scraps also the cops were there lol
    
    
13. 2021-09-17 at 12:23 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i went too late they were down to scraps also the cops were there lol
    
    

    
    COINCENDENCE? I THINK NOT, WE ALL KNOW THOSE BACONBENDERS WOOFED THAT SHIT DOWN WITH A QUICKNESS TRYING TO FILL THE PAIN OF WEARING THE BADGE
14. 2021-09-17 at 12:26 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    LOL YEAH they probably planted that guy there to cause a scene. It looked suspicious I thought they were getting the car fixed at the body shop next door but they were parked sideways with the door open and a perp sitting on the seat and one of the cops had a scowl so it looked like a bust
    
    and then one of them kept coming back in and out of the store and nobody knew if the cop counted as a 5th person for the limit so every time he went in the store someone would walk out until the cop left then they would go back in. I was waiting in line outside shaking my head the entire time.
15. 2021-09-17 at 1:10 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    
    That looks like a Smurf jacked off on it.
16. 2021-09-17 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'd like a chocolate chip cookie. Round these parts the girl scouts don't even come to the door to sell cookies. Gay. If they did, i'd buy a large amount, just so all the girls come around often. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, cookies.
    
    I'd love a cookie right now.
17. 2021-09-17 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I'd like a chocolate chip cookie. Round these parts the girl scouts don't even come to the door to sell cookies. Gay. If they did, i'd buy a large amount, just so all the girls come around often. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, cookies.
    
    I'd love a cookie right now.

    
    Binary scouts of America do a nice line in donuts.
18. 2021-09-17 at 1:24 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I'd like a chocolate chip cookie. Round these parts the girl scouts don't even come to the door to sell cookies. Gay. If they did, i'd buy a large amount, just so all the girls come around often. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, cookies.
    
    I'd love a cookie right now.

    
    do naderlandicks have halloween.
19. 2021-09-17 at 1:24 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Sophie I'd like a chocolate chip cookie. Round these parts the girl scouts don't even come to the door to sell cookies. Gay. If they did, i'd buy a large amount, just so all the girls come around often. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, cookies.
    
    I'd love a cookie right now.

    
    scouts isn't really popular in my country, all the girls in my school were in cadets there was a girl cadets and a guy cadets. It was kinda like scouts they sold cookies and stuff. They would bring in the flag during assemblies.
    
    
    Our proud future soliders FOR GOD AND MAN GO GET EM GOYS!!!
    
20. 2021-09-17 at 1:31 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    are all the asians up there named ranken