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    Have a smile, have a cookie. Save a child



    It feels good eating 20 smiles cookies knowing that every moment of self indulgence you are doing it for the community
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It feels good eating 20 smiles cookies knowing that every moment of self indulgence you are doing it for the community

    and that moment is also 10yrs on the hips girlfriend.
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    my hips need 10 million years if I am ever to survive another covid winter. When you live a life like mine gaining weight is very hard to do. Stress and drug abuse are great for losing weight

    thats why all normies are fat because they live boring lives and need to go jogging to be thin
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my hips need 10 million years if I am ever to survive another covid winter. When you live a life like mine gaining weight is very hard to do. Stress and drug abuse are great for losing weight

    thats why all normies are fat because they live boring lives and need to go jogging to be thin

    Once you are passed the age of 45 the need to be thin goes away and you can embrace your lardiness.
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    ill just do coke
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ill just do Geritol
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    I set my alarm to wake up early i'm gonna be the first person in the store and order THE ENTIRE FUCKING RACK OF COOKIES (they only make 20 per store and sell for $1 each)

    so my plan is to take all their cookies and force them to make a double batch i'm sick of walking in at 10am to buy 6 cookies only to see 6 cookies with a line full of people. If I buy 6 cookies and leave none for anyone else I am probably gonna get my ass kicked and they will just take all the cookies from me

    you see it often a fat person comes in UHH YEAH GIMME . ALL OF THE SMILE COOKIES JUST GIMME THEM ALL because theres like 5 or 6 left and everyone behind them is like REALLY REALLY COME ON MAN I JUST WANTED 1 COOKIE YOU GOT 5 WTF

    The stores don't realize the suffering they put us through with these smile cookies man but we do it for the community
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I set my alarm to wake up early i'm gonna be the first person in the store and order THE ENTIRE FUCKING RACK OF COOKIES (they only make 20 per store and sell for $1 each)

    so my plan is to take all their cookies and force them to make a double batch i'm sick of walking in at 10am to buy 6 cookies only to see 6 cookies with a line full of people. If I buy 6 cookies and leave none for anyone else I am probably gonna get my ass kicked and they will just take all the cookies from me

    you see it often a fat person comes in UHH YEAH GIMME . ALL OF THE SMILE COOKIES JUST GIMME THEM ALL because theres like 5 or 6 left and everyone behind them is like REALLY REALLY COME ON MAN I JUST WANTED 1 COOKIE YOU GOT 5 WTF

    The stores don't realize the suffering they put us through with these smile cookies man but we do it for the community

    yeah i know what you mean Franky its like that at the donut shop here because the early bird gets the worm the morning larks buy up all the premium donuts and im guessing a lot of those get scalped later in the day but i wont stoop to playing in the black market but anyway if you go in there after lunch time basically its slim pickins but its no big deal because there all good so you just have to broaden your horizons which is fine because otherwise i would have never tried a bear claw
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    I saw a fat person walk out with two 40 packs of timbits, I went in to get 20 and there was NONE LEFT like what the actual fuck lady

    people always do it for the special edition limited time timbits they order 100 of them just to be assholes so nobody else can try them.
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    Franky what's the status on the package
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    coffee is being made and I just put on socks and pants ITS TIME
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    i went too late they were down to scraps also the cops were there lol

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i went too late they were down to scraps also the cops were there lol


    COINCENDENCE? I THINK NOT, WE ALL KNOW THOSE BACONBENDERS WOOFED THAT SHIT DOWN WITH A QUICKNESS TRYING TO FILL THE PAIN OF WEARING THE BADGE
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    LOL YEAH they probably planted that guy there to cause a scene. It looked suspicious I thought they were getting the car fixed at the body shop next door but they were parked sideways with the door open and a perp sitting on the seat and one of the cops had a scowl so it looked like a bust

    and then one of them kept coming back in and out of the store and nobody knew if the cop counted as a 5th person for the limit so every time he went in the store someone would walk out until the cop left then they would go back in. I was waiting in line outside shaking my head the entire time.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    That looks like a Smurf jacked off on it.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'd like a chocolate chip cookie. Round these parts the girl scouts don't even come to the door to sell cookies. Gay. If they did, i'd buy a large amount, just so all the girls come around often. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, cookies.

    I'd love a cookie right now.
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    Originally posted by Sophie I'd like a chocolate chip cookie. Round these parts the girl scouts don't even come to the door to sell cookies. Gay. If they did, i'd buy a large amount, just so all the girls come around often. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, cookies.

    I'd love a cookie right now.

    Binary scouts of America do a nice line in donuts.
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    Originally posted by Sophie I'd like a chocolate chip cookie. Round these parts the girl scouts don't even come to the door to sell cookies. Gay. If they did, i'd buy a large amount, just so all the girls come around often. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, cookies.

    I'd love a cookie right now.

    do naderlandicks have halloween.
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    Originally posted by Sophie I'd like a chocolate chip cookie. Round these parts the girl scouts don't even come to the door to sell cookies. Gay. If they did, i'd buy a large amount, just so all the girls come around often. What was i talking about? Oh yeah, cookies.

    I'd love a cookie right now.

    scouts isn't really popular in my country, all the girls in my school were in cadets there was a girl cadets and a guy cadets. It was kinda like scouts they sold cookies and stuff. They would bring in the flag during assemblies.


    Our proud future soliders FOR GOD AND MAN GO GET EM GOYS!!!
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    are all the asians up there named ranken
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