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Man defecates in grocery freezer, shopper ends up with it on her hands

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    https://nypost.com/2021/09/15/man-defecates-in-grocery-freezer-shopper-gets-it-on-her-hands/
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Feces_Freddy approves.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
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    G African Astronaut
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    Had to lay a loaf and run.
  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL!!
    "“I bleached my hand, I disinfected my hand,” she said, adding it did little to deter the smell."
    Can't make this shit up.
  7. #7
    Probably one of those really sticky ones.
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    Probably too busy doing business to go use the bathroom.

    Yeah, I've had my own poop on my hands before, you can smell that stuff for days after, no matter what you do.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    When I was living in my truck and it was one of those few deep chill winters in the valley. I woke up, had no were to go take a shit and pooped into a bag in a bucket and tied it, took it to the garbage and even had the decency to try and push it below other garbage. I also had some of that talcum powder I would powder my junk in the summer to absorb sweat. it helped a bit.

    here is the thing. Poop smell seems to cling to the walls of the metal shell. I know I didn't back contaminate anything. but it will get into other things. I washed my blankets I had in the back of the pickup bed with bleach at the laundrymatte. it stank. especially the top cover. I then asked the laundry lady (which ran a dry cleaner inside) to dry clean it. She smelled it and said, did you guys have an accident in bed" clearly meaning poop.

    Don't fucking come in contact with someone else caca. Man that's fucking hilarious but gross af.
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    Shit is very acidic. The shit juices burn right into the pores of anything it comes in contact with.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shit is very acidic. The shit juices burn right into the pores of anything it comes in contact with.

    My bum is all shitty right now, but it's just fine.
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    thread title is misleading. thats not a man.
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    Shit juice in its purest form is completely clear.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Shit juice in its purest form is completely clear.

    Anal mucus? Yeah, it's as clear as a mountain stream, just like snot.
  15. #15
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    ok this thread just got retarded.

    stfu about caca stats.
  16. #16
    Don't you think the state of my anal mucus is an appropriate topic for discussion?

    A grand thick anal mucus is a great sign of health.
  17. #17
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Don't you think the state of my anal mucus is an appropriate topic for discussion?

    No not really.



    Originally posted by Donald Trump A grand thick anal mucus is a great sign of health.

    k that's great but no.
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Was the NY Post always caddy like this? I mean it's like TMZ now. Wasn't it a well respected news paper decades back? Or was it always a trash-magazine ?
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little........ big surprise that a nigger is the culprit.

    yes
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Was the NY Post always caddy like this? I mean it's like TMZ now. Wasn't it a well respected news paper decades back? Or was it always a trash-magazine ?

    ahmm
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