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I just called my mom to tell her how much I love her and

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well, I’m gonna surprise her and my pops with this



    I have plenty of time to save up for it too


    Stick to playing minecraft the rest of your life lads
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    people like you are why we have a global pandemoic
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Did she ask who you were?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    wear a mask mofo
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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    I’m free to do as I please motherfucker
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Grylls wear a mask mofo

    "Stay safe, Stay home, SAve lives"

    NAH FUCK DAT MOIYTE I GETTA PLAN ME FECKING TRIP TO BANGCOCK IM GONNA FUK DEM LADYBOIS I GOT 28 JABS

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    chinese didn't cause the pandemic. grills did.
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    lol
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    Not sure your mom is going to appreciate a far east sex vacation.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not sure your mom is going to appreciate an far east sex vacation.

    Lol I bet you used to take your mom to hooters
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    Originally posted by Grylls Lol I bet you used to take your mom to hooters

    Actually I did, the one on San Antonio River Walk when she came over for a visit, Ex Wife #1 was with us too.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol I bet you used to take your mom to hooters

    only because we like the food

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    Dem fried pickles doh!
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not sure your mom is going to appreciate a far east sex vacation.

    Nice edit perfectionist

    This is nis no one gives a fuk bout spellin
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    Originally posted by Grylls Nice edit perfectionist

    This is nis no one gives a fuk bout spellin

    I care...that's all that matters. Clearly you do things to please others, that's weak and a little bit gay.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Awe.. that's nice of you.

    Just make sure they don't venture out into fields. No doubt landmines left out their from the war.

    I wanna go to Vietnam though.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol I bet you used to take your mom to hooters

    me tuk ur gram n granps 2 h00terz n he cum
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    WellHung Black Hole
    You just called to say you love her? And u mean it from the bottom of your heart?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wy do you steal grills FOK UR GRNADPAPS jokes you unoriginal faggot?
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood only because we like the food


    lifelong learning continues ....
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