I just called my mom to tell her how much I love her and

1. 2021-09-14 at 12:59 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Well, I’m gonna surprise her and my pops with this
   
   
   
   I have plenty of time to save up for it too
   
   
   Stick to playing minecraft the rest of your life lads
2. 2021-09-14 at 1:03 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   people like you are why we have a global pandemoic
3. 2021-09-14 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   Did she ask who you were?
4. 2021-09-14 at 1:05 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   wear a mask mofo
5. 2021-09-14 at 1:07 PM UTC

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   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   I’m free to do as I please motherfucker
6. 2021-09-14 at 1:08 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls wear a mask mofo

   
   "Stay safe, Stay home, SAve lives"
   
   NAH FUCK DAT MOIYTE I GETTA PLAN ME FECKING TRIP TO BANGCOCK IM GONNA FUK DEM LADYBOIS I GOT 28 JABS
   
   
7. 2021-09-14 at 1:09 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   chinese didn't cause the pandemic. grills did.
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8. 2021-09-14 at 1:10 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   lol
9. 2021-09-14 at 1:46 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Not sure your mom is going to appreciate a far east sex vacation.
10. 2021-09-14 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not sure your mom is going to appreciate an far east sex vacation.

    
    Lol I bet you used to take your mom to hooters
11. 2021-09-14 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Lol I bet you used to take your mom to hooters

    
    Actually I did, the one on San Antonio River Walk when she came over for a visit, Ex Wife #1 was with us too.
12. 2021-09-14 at 1:58 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Lol I bet you used to take your mom to hooters

    
    only because we like the food
    
    
13. 2021-09-14 at 2 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Dem fried pickles doh!
14. 2021-09-14 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not sure your mom is going to appreciate a far east sex vacation.

    
    Nice edit perfectionist
    
    This is nis no one gives a fuk bout spellin
15. 2021-09-14 at 2:19 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Nice edit perfectionist
    
    This is nis no one gives a fuk bout spellin

    
    I care...that's all that matters. Clearly you do things to please others, that's weak and a little bit gay.
16. 2021-09-14 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Awe.. that's nice of you.
    
    Just make sure they don't venture out into fields. No doubt landmines left out their from the war.
    
    I wanna go to Vietnam though.
17. 2021-09-14 at 5:49 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Grylls Lol I bet you used to take your mom to hooters

    
    me tuk ur gram n granps 2 h00terz n he cum
18. 2021-09-14 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    You just called to say you love her? And u mean it from the bottom of your heart?
19. 2021-09-14 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    wy do you steal grills FOK UR GRNADPAPS jokes you unoriginal faggot?
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20. 2021-09-14 at 6:14 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood only because we like the food
    
    

    
    lifelong learning continues ....