what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2021-09-08 at 4 PM UTC

   #5281
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   I'll milk your tits
2. 2021-09-08 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #5282
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   Show me your nipples
3. 2021-09-08 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #5283
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Whatever the event in question was/is.

   
   competitive masturbating
4. 2021-09-08 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #5284
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr 4 coffees at the original Starbucks Cafe & Piroshky pastries… its a beautiful am.

   
   Piroshky pastries. Do you mean with meat in them?
5. 2021-09-08 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #5285
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The event is irrelevant to the point, if the qualifiers all fall within a similar qualifying window then the competition will be fierce.
   
   Furiously masturbating to the finish line.

   
   not if the window is knee high.
6. 2021-09-09 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #5286
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   spent 20 on garbage bags, paper towel, pasta, tuna and a bunch of candy
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Quick Mix Ready
7. 2021-09-09 at 8:27 AM UTC

   #5287
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood spent 20 on garbage bags, paper towel, pasta, tuna and a bunch of candy

   
   Who needs teeth and a healthy pancrease
8. 2021-09-09 at 8:29 AM UTC

   #5288
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   The farm.
   
   I passed quietly in my sleep last night. RIP, me.
9. 2021-09-09 at 8:34 AM UTC

   #5289
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Who needs teeth and a healthy pancrease

   
   i rarely eat candy but the occasional $2 bag of gummies is good
10. 2021-09-09 at 9:09 AM UTC

    #5290
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ipad pro
11. 2021-09-09 at 9:11 AM UTC

    #5291
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ipad amateur
12. 2021-09-09 at 9:12 AM UTC

    #5292
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Jnr jockstrap
13. 2021-09-09 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #5293
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mini Hawaiian bagels. Reduced from $2.49 to .99 at Aldi due the their impending sell by date.

    
    Discount guy^
14. 2021-09-09 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #5294
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    time for an adventure!
    
    Am I gonna get donuts DODODODODO
    Or will old slow retards in wheelchairs take over the entire city block dodododo
    am i gonna have to go get danishes again?
    
    Find out on another episode of "oh fuck everyone is getting the vaccine and going outside again NOOOO WHY"
    
    THERE WAS NOT THIS MANY PEOPLE BEFORE THE PANDEMIC WHERE DID THEY COME FROM
    
    
15. 2021-09-09 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #5295
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i got donuts. there was an old lady going very slow and she asked me if i was in line and I said "yes, actually i'm behind you"
    
    and then the ladies working there said they were having a stressful day and that i'm "the nice guy"
    
    It made my day to hear that. I have been a cashier before and I know what "the nice guy is" when you deal with PEOPLE All day every day there is the asshole, the bitch, the schizo, the retard, the talker and THE NICE GUY I remember the nice guy fondly.
    
    This is where I am in life I am "the nice guy" when a cashier sees me walk in they know I am going to probably buy the same thing and be a positive person that never complains and I always look people in the eyes when someone chimps out. The white person stare you know it fellow whites when a black is goign OOGA BOOGA BOOGA in a store and you lock eyes with a sane white cashier and it's like "dang dude, i'm sorry"
    
    there was a new girl working there she looked like a hispanic mother and her tag said trainee and the other girl was like "okay the stress is over, this is the nice guy"
    
    the other people in the store were nice too! that old lady took forever but didn't make me lose hope in reality like that starving child which still upsets me just thinking about it.
16. 2021-09-09 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #5296
    

    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    A watch. It was either try salvage an expensive analog watch that has no strap and needs a battery or get a new one.
    
    Fitness goals are easier when i can tell the time.
    
    Its gonna be way easier now.
17. 2021-09-09 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #5297
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I just preordered the Amiga Mini on Amazon.
    
    https://www.amazon.com/A500-Mini-electronic-games/dp/B09CM1C3LX/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=amiga+mini&qid=1631200850&sr=8-2
    
    Lets hope i live till March 2022.

    
    *april.
    
    
18. 2021-09-09 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #5298
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What a beautiful name.

    
    can i call yiu april.
19. 2021-09-09 at 3:54 PM UTC

    #5299
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood time for an adventure!
    
    Am I gonna get donuts DODODODODO
    Or will old slow retards in wheelchairs take over the entire city block dodododo
    am i gonna have to go get danishes again?
    
    Find out on another episode of "oh fuck everyone is getting the vaccine and going outside again NOOOO WHY"
    
    THERE WAS NOT THIS MANY PEOPLE BEFORE THE PANDEMIC WHERE DID THEY COME FROM
    
    

    
    Sounds gay
20. 2021-09-09 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #5300
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, You don't have my number.

    
    ill just call you a whore.