What fate shall befall my enemy?

1. 2021-09-05 at 10:26 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Sophie I don't need the key to his front door to do that.

   
   Yeah but you have the key and theres less chance of a fuck up if its defo done from his machine over his WiFi etc. If you did it remote and the fed had some new tech you were unaware of it could show up as a hack. Why chance it?
   
   
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2. 2021-09-05 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nine fate shall befall you . My enemy is my friend
3. 2021-09-05 at 10:57 AM UTC

   #23
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   HIT EM WITH A CAN OF SPRITZ UP tm
4. 2021-09-05 at 10:58 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Spritz? isn't that a hair product? IDK sounds very 80's to me fam.
5. 2021-09-05 at 11:04 AM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   get him with the old sentient soda can machine trick and reprogram the bottom flap to sever his arm
   
   
6. 2021-09-05 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   No electronics required. All you need for that is a soda machine. Two hooks, some rope, and a custom made guillotine blade.
7. 2021-09-05 at 11:52 AM UTC

   #27
   WellHung Black Hole
   All bark and no bite? You just needed to vent to ur e-friends...now u feel better. 👍❤
8. 2021-09-05 at 11:56 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Pee in his butt
9. 2021-09-05 at 12 PM UTC

   #29
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Fuck his niggers.

10. 2021-09-05 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Lanny Pee in his butt

    
    Jokes on you coz he's in to that shit.
    
    
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11. 2021-09-05 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Disgusting rebuke
12. 2021-09-05 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Rebuked in disgust.
13. 2021-09-05 at 1:34 PM UTC

    #33
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Just go wave the gun in his face, make him piss himself, and tell him you’ll be back on the same day of every year and he’ll never know which one is the day you actually pull the trigger. And then walk out. Make sure he doesn’t recognize your voice.
    
    Then give the key to someone else to have their own fun.
14. 2021-09-05 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #34
    

    cigreting Dark Matter
    plant some bad shit in his house then call yhe cops and report him
15. 2021-09-05 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Incessant Just go wave the gun in his face, make him piss himself, and tell him you’ll be back on the same day of every year and he’ll never know which one is the day you actually pull the trigger. And then walk out. Make sure he doesn’t recognize your voice.
    
    Then give the key to someone else to have their own fun.

    
    If i'm going there, i might as well kill him. Also, guns are fucking loud. Just poke a hole in his throat, step back, wait 15 seconds. If the body goes into shock. Wait another 2 minutes. If the body doesn't go into shock, stab some more.
16. 2021-09-05 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #36
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    tell him to meet you at the cut "come to the cut" MEET ME AT THE CUT BRO MEET ME AT THE CUT
17. 2021-09-05 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Killing someone with kindness is always an option.
    
    Elsewhere id just hire someone to beat them down with brass knuckles.
    
    Break their legs, etc.
    
    Maybe smash their feet up so bad they have to be amputated.
18. 2021-09-05 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #38
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    meet me down the cut bro down the cut
19. 2021-09-05 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #39
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    by the way "the cut" is actually 5 of your black friends with knives which is why you have to lure them there, this is a common fight tactic among local blacks in my area they will punch you in the face and say OH YOU MAD WHITE BOY COME MEET ME DOWN THE CUT DOWN THE CUT BRO DOWN THE CUT and they run away around the corner into a dark alley
    
    if you go in that alley you aren't coming out with your shoes
20. 2021-09-05 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood by the way "the cut" is actually 5 of your black friends with knives which is why you have to lure them there, this is a common fight tactic among local blacks in my area they will punch you in the face and say OH YOU MAD WHITE BOY COME MEET ME DOWN THE CUT DOWN THE CUT BRO DOWN THE CUT and they run away around the corner into a dark alley
    
    if you go in that alley you aren't coming out with your shoes

    
    Unless you have a glass of the most widely produced industrial chemical in the world which depending on the source may resemble coca cola, and then you splash the first one that gets close enough in the face with it.
    
    The other ones will be running away most likely when they see their buddy screaming with his face melted off, especially if you have some more on hand for backup.
    
    Edit; that or spray them with an uzi. A silenced 45 if youre worried about noise.