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Afghan refugees COME TO CANADA!!!!!!!! WE ARE OPEN!!!!
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2021-08-30 at 11:04 PM UTCPardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Armed Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
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2021-08-30 at 11:12 PM UTCNot interested
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2021-08-30 at 11:49 PM UTCMany Americans are known to pretend they're Canadians when they travel. They'll even go as far as putting Canada stickers and fake Canadian tags on their luggage.
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2021-08-31 at 1:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Armed Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
i cant imagine having 300 confirmed friends. -
2021-08-31 at 2:02 AM UTCEnds up Biden got 13 US servicemembers blown up in Kabul.
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2021-08-31 at 2:17 AM UTC
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2021-08-31 at 2:22 AM UTCEnd discrimination. Consider everyone an equal enemy.
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2021-08-31 at 1:48 PM UTCOnly women and cucks have friends.
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2021-08-31 at 3:12 PM UTC
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2021-08-31 at 3:13 PM UTC
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2021-08-31 at 3:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A sure sign of weakness when you need that many to stroke your ego.
A REAL man has 2, maximum.
I don't need them but people like me and want to talk to me because I am a positive and wholesome person. *shudders*
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny enemies are easy to make.
I don't even try or know I made them sometimes
Originally posted by Donald Trump Only women and cucks have friends.
i fuck my female friends when they are single and wish them good luck on their first dates -
2021-08-31 at 4:32 PM UTCA real man has no friends.
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2021-08-31 at 4:58 PM UTCI only talk to capitalists
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2021-08-31 at 4:59 PM UTC
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2021-08-31 at 5:38 PM UTCbunch of friendless sad sacks ITT. it's okay I don't hang out with anyone except my girlfriend and i'm perfectly happy like that. Welcome to the first world, immigrants!
You can enjoy your apartment and be alone never talking to anyone ever, isolation. This ain't your african bazaar, it's cold outside. If you want to socialize download tinder or something. -
2021-08-31 at 9:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood bunch of friendless sad sacks ITT. it's okay I don't hang out with anyone except my girlfriend and i'm perfectly happy like that. Welcome to the first world, immigrants!
You can enjoy your apartment and be alone never talking to anyone ever, isolation. This ain't your african bazaar, it's cold outside. If you want to socialize download tinder or something.
When was the last time you hugged a stranger? -
2021-08-31 at 9:32 PM UTCI have never done that.
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2021-09-01 at 12:18 AM UTC
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2021-09-01 at 1:12 AM UTC
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2021-09-01 at 1:20 AM UTCthey usually hug me :)
