Jesus was't the only one that walked on water you know...

2017-04-06 at 5:07 PM UTC

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Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Peter did as well, when he was sat in a boat and saw Jesus walk on the water he was like OMGWTFBBQ and said something along the lines of: That's cool and all, but if it's really you Jesus my old pal, command me to come onto the water towards you. And Jesus said: Come. So he did, he walked a few steps and then he realized: Lol this is impossible and sank. Jesus saved him. Now why did Peter sink? Because he doubted the power of Jesus his faith was not strong enough. And this is where the phrase: "Oh ye of little faith" comes from.

Moral of the story? The bible is weird, also, listen to Jesus and with any luck you can walk on water too.

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The Self Taught Man

2017-04-06 at 5:21 PM UTC

#2

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I'm a christian but I don't believe in donating to churches. Nice try though

2017-04-06 at 5:22 PM UTC

#3

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a christian

lol

2017-04-06 at 9:52 PM UTC

#4

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land.

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mmQ

2017-04-06 at 11:40 PM UTC

#5

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

PE TER!!

2017-04-08 at 12:25 AM UTC

#6

Lanny Bird of Courage

please keep it on-topic-ish kthxbai

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Sophie

2017-04-08 at 12:32 AM UTC

#7

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Actually, as far as the bible goes this is one of the stories i really like.

2017-04-08 at 12:33 AM UTC

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Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

You seem rather hell bent on discrediting Christianity. Why so? Are trying to convince yourself out of it or what?

2017-04-08 at 12:36 AM UTC

#9

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by Ajax You seem rather hell bent on discrediting Christianity. Why so? Are trying to convince yourself out of it or what?

I take issue with irrational belief systems. Also how is this thread discrediting Christianity? I actually think it's one of the dopest religions. but i am not a religious person.

2017-04-08 at 1:08 AM UTC

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Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

Originally posted by Sophie I take issue with irrational belief systems. Also how is this thread discrediting Christianity? I actually think it's one of the dopest religions. but i am not a religious person.

Not so much this thread. This thread just reminded me of other posts that I've seen you make recently. I didn't feel like looking them up and I figured a serious response would get lost in a tidal wave of shit posts.

2017-04-08 at 1:29 AM UTC

#11

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by Ajax Not so much this thread. This thread just reminded me of other posts that I've seen you make recently. I didn't feel like looking them up and I figured a serious response would get lost in a tidal wave of shit posts.

Nah, i have declared this thread a shitpost free zone. But you mean the "Why do you exist" thread where i was arguing with Dargo?

2017-04-08 at 1:37 AM UTC

#12

Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

Originally posted by Sophie Nah, i have declared this thread a shitpost free zone. But you mean the "Why do you exist" thread where i was arguing with Dargo?

Yeah I think so

2017-04-08 at 1:46 AM UTC

#13

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by Ajax Yeah I think so

Alright, also when i seem hell bent on something it's because for whatever reason i feel very strongly about a subject. And i don't think i need to convince myself of God not existing. Just like you may "know" God exists i know He doesn't. I think to me i just get frustrated when i see religious people arguing for teh existence of God. I feel like "why do you believe this horseshit, what is the real reason because it can't be fucking logic that's for sure". No offense.

2017-04-08 at 2:02 AM UTC

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Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

Originally posted by Sophie Alright, also when i seem hell bent on something it's because for whatever reason i feel very strongly about a subject. And i don't think i need to convince myself of God not existing. Just like you may "know" God exists i know He doesn't. I think to me i just get frustrated when i see religious people arguing for teh existence of God. I feel like "why do you believe this horseshit, what is the real reason because it can't be fucking logic that's for sure". No offense.

That's interesting that you assumed my stance on the argument.

2017-04-08 at 2:10 AM UTC

#15

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by Ajax That's interesting that you assumed my stance on the argument.

What is your stance on the argument?

2017-04-08 at 2:27 AM UTC

#16

Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

Originally posted by Sophie What is your stance on the argument?

What is the argument?

2017-04-08 at 2:29 AM UTC

#17

bling bling Dark Matter

peter iz a cunt proof me rong

2017-04-08 at 2:32 AM UTC

#18

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by Ajax What is the argument?

You tel me, you assumed i assumed your stance on it. Whatever it may be.

2017-04-08 at 2:35 AM UTC

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Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

Originally posted by Sophie You tel me, you assumed i assumed your stance on it. Whatever it may be.

It appears we have a stalemate.

2017-04-08 at 2:44 AM UTC

#20

bling bling Dark Matter

peter sourve of freemasonie

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