using ranch dressing as lube for a rape

1. 2017-04-07 at 4:24 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   would this also make getting a semen sample difficult?
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2. 2017-04-07 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   *delicious
3. 2017-04-07 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There's no semen sample to worry about if they never find the body.
4. 2017-04-07 at 4:30 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   use poo poo in a blender, i doubt the pigs would want to sift through that shit
5. 2017-04-07 at 4:30 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   imagine squirting ketchup and mustard on a hooker's tits while kicking her in the face
6. 2017-04-07 at 4:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by sploon imagine squirting ketchup and mustard on a hooker's tits while kicking her in the face

   
   wow when i get a job i can afford luxuries like this
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   • aldra
7. 2017-04-07 at 4:57 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by sploon would this also make getting a semen sample difficult?

   
   it would make a terrible lube. don't ask how I know.
   
   I've used virtually every household product as a lube...including several non-household products. (motor oil)
   
   I tried using hand lotion with a chick one time...apparently that was a bad idea, as it resulted in a lot of screaming and yelling then some running around.
8. 2017-04-07 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Dargo There's no semen sample to worry about if they never find the body.

   
   Gotta' hide the body good though.
9. 2017-04-07 at 5:03 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock it would make a terrible lube. don't ask how I know.
   
   I've used virtually every household product as a lube…including several non-household products. (motor oil)
   
   I tried using hand lotion with a chick one time…apparently that was a bad idea, as it resulted in a lot of screaming and yelling then some running around.

   
   where do you find these trash whores?
10. 2017-04-07 at 5:03 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Gotta' hide the body good though.

    
    you don't have to hide a body if you keep them tied up in your basement
11. 2017-04-07 at 5:03 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Gotta' hide the body good though.

    
    ranch flavored
12. 2017-04-07 at 6:44 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want PIZZA
13. 2017-04-07 at 5:48 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by infinityshock you don't have to hide a body if you keep them tied up in your basement

    
    Better to rape and kill 'em. Because if your captive escapes you're fucking screwed.
14. 2017-04-07 at 6:04 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    nothing more american than RANCH DRESSING and RAPE CULTURE