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2021-08-15 at 5:11 PM UTC
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2021-08-15 at 5:17 PM UTCice cream
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2021-08-15 at 5:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's bullshit, because it tries to claim Jesus was the one who caused Adam to eat the forbidden fruit, when that wasn't the case at all. Adam ate the fruit because he loved Eve more than God and wanted to share in her fate. And if it was true, God would have made sure it made the final cut of the bible. Just the fact it's not there proves it's a hoax.
none of that would happen had god made an adam out of adams rib.
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2021-08-15 at 5:23 PM UTCa real man exfoilates and de-oil his face and skin with razor sharp combat knives.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-08-15 at 5:27 PM UTC
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2021-08-18 at 6:19 PM UTC
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2021-08-18 at 6:19 PM UTCThinking about dragging a random person down into the sewer system and SCUM-FUCKING them with the raw sewage as lubricant.
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2021-08-18 at 6:23 PM UTC
An immortal druid reminded me that i am trapped in an annunaki time loop.
It can be worse than death.
Yeah, a little bread, a little circus
It serve as a diversion for devils and death merchants
I was curled up underneath the swirling threat of reds and purples
Lumberjack flannel, strapping saddles over servals
Paddling in circles with ten thousand maniacs in yankee caps
Who get to know the neighbors every time they tip the ladle back
Rag tag cats and canines
Who catch that tags on the fabric of space time
All work no play, dull boys rotate
Old Boy, Ghostface, Tolstoy, Coltrane
Throws up coffin nails, off the rails
Born bathed in a tornado of claws and tails
Got skulls on his sails, cobras on the pleather
Salt and pepper soldiers barely holding it together
But supposedly awoke and down to mobilize whenever
You're pretty much a Gomer Pyle to pester, remember
I'm Pop-O-Matic trouble, I will commander the goulash
Under hockey hair, zoom off on a blue ox through the blogosphere
With poppies for your mama bear, carrots for the vitamix
Kibble for the puppy, something bloody for the firebit
Never mind the appetizer writing in the spider web
Stare into it long enough you biters just might find yourselves
Tea with the dark side, Slimer on speed dial
Sleep on a couch or a street or a leaf pile
Our kind can not be redeemed
I'm a cancer on the glamor, I can't with the me me me
No anesthesia, surgeon with the signal jammer scrambling the feed
Distributing the panacea free, all day
There is no amount of our fathers
That could remedy the black dog breathing down his collar
Mi casa like I'm Oscar, hot and popping out a flipped lid
Eyepatch, Prince wig, disappearing grid blip
Stiff lip, sure to shit talk a centurion,
Tsk tsk, I don't really wiggle with invertebrates
Purp in the thurible, off sides, toss thine
Merch in the urinal, it's nothing personal
Dirtbag don, don't provoke him to act up
I'm golden doing donuts in the Totoro cat bus
Everything I touch turn to black sludge
Bugs in the bag lunch, punch through a mack truck
Hunchback, get y'all acquainted with the contagion
Nobody safe, say hello to well beyond containment
I came for every cell between the belfry and the basement
You maybe wanna telephone your favorites
We take it where the warlocks lock horns, soda pop, popcorn
Top notch gore set to Bach over fog horns
Snotty nose, clogged pores, fork in his heart
Back away or catch a halo made of orbiting stars, yea
Transform in the dark
Got a dog nose sniffing out the source of the snark
Got a cat's ears twitching every snap of a twig
Triangulate your position, a simple rabbit to skin
I been an echo in the dark who demo applied science at the parlay
Barf rainbows and cry diamonds, ok
Ready Freddy, headlong into creeping death
Respawn where you least expect
I could pick a pin and tumbler right in front of the guard
Out the front with another Picasso under his arm
Hit the city limit still exhibiting his inner Caulfield, baby
I'm H.E. double hockey sticks on wheels
New dawn, show 'em how the voodoo feels
Plus launch fireballs from the palm heels
On an otherwise slow day
This is how I row into the rogue wave, yoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-08-20 at 5:26 AM UTC
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2021-08-20 at 7:15 AM UTCThinkin bout the weekend
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2021-08-20 at 1:46 PM UTCIt's the weekend. Here it is. I work both nights. Gonna at least go to a baseball game on Sunday to get some SCREAMS in.
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2021-08-21 at 2:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It's the weekend. Here it is. I work both nights. Gonna at least go to a baseball game on Sunday to get some SCREAMS in.
Like a baseball game in personor just on TV?
That's the good part about making my own schedule is I can start work at noon n just get shitfaced every single night.who cares if I'm working 45-50 hr weeks n barely above the poverty line. I have FLEXIBILITY. -
2021-08-21 at 3:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Like a baseball game in personor just on TV?
That's the good part about making my own schedule is I can start work at noon n just get shitfaced every single night.who cares if I'm working 45-50 hr weeks n barely above the poverty line. I have FLEXIBILITY.
Yeah that sounds nice. I just got my ass kicked working ALONE of course. HAMDLED DEM SHITS. got drunks stumbling in the kitchen just handing me money lol LETS GOOOO I think I'm gonna take a WORK SHOT or TWO -
2021-08-21 at 3:39 AM UTCEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats howiedoit fam toot it scoot n boot it send that bullshit right on down the line
JEEEEEERRRRT -
2021-08-21 at 3:43 AM UTCYASSSSS FAM YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
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2021-08-21 at 3:44 AM UTCImma zoom call you at the bar
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2021-08-21 at 3:45 AM UTCChinese evil
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2021-08-21 at 3:45 AM UTCRight now im pooping bc i ate too many noodles after not eating all day n i know if i try to down ten whiskeys on a stomach full of like 4lb of noodles its gonna end badly.
No one can say i dont plan ahead imvery detail oriented -
2021-08-21 at 3:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Right now im pooping bc i ate too many noodles after not eating all day n i know if i try to down ten whiskeys on a stomach full of like 4lb of noodles its gonna end badly.
No one can say i dont plan ahead imvery detail oriented
Have some self respect, put clothes on -
2021-08-21 at 4:05 AM UTCBAR more like CAR
