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  1. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by mmQ I have a babby hangover I'm gonna go do my stupid 2 mile walk anyway maybe I can sweat out the remaining TOXINS

    Technically, the body cannot excrete toxins thru sweating. The kidneys and liver take care of it.
  2. ice cream
  3. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's bullshit, because it tries to claim Jesus was the one who caused Adam to eat the forbidden fruit, when that wasn't the case at all. Adam ate the fruit because he loved Eve more than God and wanted to share in her fate. And if it was true, God would have made sure it made the final cut of the bible. Just the fact it's not there proves it's a hoax.

    none of that would happen had god made an adam out of adams rib.

    its gods own fault.
  4. a real man exfoilates and de-oil his face and skin with razor sharp combat knives.
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  5. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I will not.

    Understandable, have a nice day b
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmG Understandable, have a nice day b

    Thank you
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thinking about dragging a random person down into the sewer system and SCUM-FUCKING them with the raw sewage as lubricant.
  8. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut


    An immortal druid reminded me that i am trapped in an annunaki time loop.

    It can be worse than death.

    Yeah, a little bread, a little circus
    It serve as a diversion for devils and death merchants
    I was curled up underneath the swirling threat of reds and purples
    Lumberjack flannel, strapping saddles over servals

    Paddling in circles with ten thousand maniacs in yankee caps
    Who get to know the neighbors every time they tip the ladle back
    Rag tag cats and canines
    Who catch that tags on the fabric of space time

    All work no play, dull boys rotate
    Old Boy, Ghostface, Tolstoy, Coltrane
    Throws up coffin nails, off the rails
    Born bathed in a tornado of claws and tails

    Got skulls on his sails, cobras on the pleather
    Salt and pepper soldiers barely holding it together
    But supposedly awoke and down to mobilize whenever
    You're pretty much a Gomer Pyle to pester, remember

    I'm Pop-O-Matic trouble, I will commander the goulash
    Under hockey hair, zoom off on a blue ox through the blogosphere
    With poppies for your mama bear, carrots for the vitamix
    Kibble for the puppy, something bloody for the firebit

    Never mind the appetizer writing in the spider web
    Stare into it long enough you biters just might find yourselves
    Tea with the dark side, Slimer on speed dial
    Sleep on a couch or a street or a leaf pile

    Our kind can not be redeemed
    I'm a cancer on the glamor, I can't with the me me me
    No anesthesia, surgeon with the signal jammer scrambling the feed
    Distributing the panacea free, all day

    There is no amount of our fathers
    That could remedy the black dog breathing down his collar
    Mi casa like I'm Oscar, hot and popping out a flipped lid
    Eyepatch, Prince wig, disappearing grid blip

    Stiff lip, sure to shit talk a centurion,
    Tsk tsk, I don't really wiggle with invertebrates
    Purp in the thurible, off sides, toss thine
    Merch in the urinal, it's nothing personal

    Dirtbag don, don't provoke him to act up
    I'm golden doing donuts in the Totoro cat bus
    Everything I touch turn to black sludge
    Bugs in the bag lunch, punch through a mack truck

    Hunchback, get y'all acquainted with the contagion
    Nobody safe, say hello to well beyond containment
    I came for every cell between the belfry and the basement
    You maybe wanna telephone your favorites

    We take it where the warlocks lock horns, soda pop, popcorn
    Top notch gore set to Bach over fog horns
    Snotty nose, clogged pores, fork in his heart
    Back away or catch a halo made of orbiting stars, yea

    Transform in the dark
    Got a dog nose sniffing out the source of the snark
    Got a cat's ears twitching every snap of a twig
    Triangulate your position, a simple rabbit to skin

    I been an echo in the dark who demo applied science at the parlay
    Barf rainbows and cry diamonds, ok
    Ready Freddy, headlong into creeping death
    Respawn where you least expect

    I could pick a pin and tumbler right in front of the guard
    Out the front with another Picasso under his arm
    Hit the city limit still exhibiting his inner Caulfield, baby
    I'm H.E. double hockey sticks on wheels

    New dawn, show 'em how the voodoo feels
    Plus launch fireballs from the palm heels
    On an otherwise slow day
    This is how I row into the rogue wave, yo
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  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    https://www.brighteon.com/2cb95f1a-0e44-41ce-9cc6-d59e5d5c8fbd
  10. Thinkin bout the weekend
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's the weekend. Here it is. I work both nights. Gonna at least go to a baseball game on Sunday to get some SCREAMS in.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ It's the weekend. Here it is. I work both nights. Gonna at least go to a baseball game on Sunday to get some SCREAMS in.

    Like a baseball game in personor just on TV?

    That's the good part about making my own schedule is I can start work at noon n just get shitfaced every single night.who cares if I'm working 45-50 hr weeks n barely above the poverty line. I have FLEXIBILITY.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Like a baseball game in personor just on TV?

    That's the good part about making my own schedule is I can start work at noon n just get shitfaced every single night.who cares if I'm working 45-50 hr weeks n barely above the poverty line. I have FLEXIBILITY.

    Yeah that sounds nice. I just got my ass kicked working ALONE of course. HAMDLED DEM SHITS. got drunks stumbling in the kitchen just handing me money lol LETS GOOOO I think I'm gonna take a WORK SHOT or TWO
  14. EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats howiedoit fam toot it scoot n boot it send that bullshit right on down the line


    JEEEEEERRRRT
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    YASSSSS FAM YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
  16. Imma zoom call you at the bar
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Chinese evil

    DIE
  18. Right now im pooping bc i ate too many noodles after not eating all day n i know if i try to down ten whiskeys on a stomach full of like 4lb of noodles its gonna end badly.

    No one can say i dont plan ahead imvery detail oriented
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Right now im pooping bc i ate too many noodles after not eating all day n i know if i try to down ten whiskeys on a stomach full of like 4lb of noodles its gonna end badly.

    No one can say i dont plan ahead imvery detail oriented

    Have some self respect, put clothes on
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    BAR more like CAR
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