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  1. #21
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fart no…shitting the bed, yes.



    DO NOT GO TO BED THE NIGHT BEFORE A COLONOSCOPY AFTER DRINKING THAT COLON CLEANSE CRAP WITHOUT WEARING A DIAPER REGARDLESS IF YOU THINK THERE COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ONE DROP OF SHIT IN YOU OR NOT. BELIEVE ME, THERE IS MORE!!!
  2. #22
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Pipe down old timer

    I j j j j j jjjjjj just cant comprehend the cuteness 🥲


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  3. #23
    cigreting Dark Matter
    why were you in the hospital
  4. #24
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ur gramps had me in on sped dial 4 a lap dance
  5. #25
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Blood transfusion, hereditary
  6. #26
    cigreting Dark Matter
    u gats aieds
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Eh they declined the transf usion and just said i needs more iron in my blud so i can be strong like iron man n fly

    lol dik eds
  8. #28
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Grylls bitches be droppin vagina panties everywhere



    Damn he looks confused and abused but hes just retarded

    No he's not retarded, just plotting your death
  9. #29
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by stl1 DO NOT GO TO BED THE NIGHT BEFORE A COLONOSCOPY AFTER DRINKING THAT COLON CLEANSE CRAP WITHOUT WEARING A DIAPER REGARDLESS IF YOU THINK THERE COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ONE DROP OF SHIT IN YOU OR NOT. BELIEVE ME, THERE IS MORE!!!

    You were supposed to fast, get a small tv in the bathroom and sit while drinking that chalk milk. When I did it 20 years ago because they found something on an x-ray, I had to drink a gallon. Now their like a pint size.

    I have to do one soon. I'm mid 50s
  10. #30
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I didn't like my colonoscopy the whole thing was pointless.
    They "found" two hemorrhoids that was it.Not even any surprise prizes like lost jedielry or anything.
  11. #31
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL new word enhancement found.
    jedielry = J E w e l R y
  12. #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    jedielry
  13. #33
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    No
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