2021-08-20 at 1:08 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I just did
Except it wasnt a fart I actually shit the bed
2021-08-20 at 2:13 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
You may now proceed to pissing in your sock drawer.
2021-08-20 at 2:19 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Been there done that
On a motherfuckin boat mofuka
2021-08-20 at 4:48 AM UTC
shut up u stupid faget
Tryin to get you minimum quota for threads is getting old you retard
2021-08-20 at 5:01 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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When you gonna get bored of copying my gramps jokes unoriginal faggot
2021-08-20 at 5:05 AM UTC
I got drunk so bad I didn't remember coming home on the bus from San Francisco way back in my late teens. and my friend was with me. he was crashed on the floor next to my bed. I got up, and pulled my cock out of my Pajamas and peed on him. first next to him and then the stream floated farther onto him. He woke up like WTF STOOOOPPPPP.
I then sobered up right at that moment and realized I was peeing not only in my room but on top of this dude.
I just gave the fucker some clothes. he didnt even want to wash them. dumb ass slept in his clothes. he could have passed out on my couch but my brother was doing heroin back then and moved in the night before and was already crashed on it. my mom took him back in.
Im so ashamed of my heavy drinking period. I once literally woke up. just woke up driving. I mean I came out of a black out from Alcohol and woke up just a mile from my home. I drove 50 fucking miles from a club and rolled up a mile from my house, on the fucking freeway. got home and swore I would never do that again.
I became an indoor drunk. thanks to the internet. Yahoo chat and later Justin.tv and Stickam kind of shit
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2021-08-20 at 5:07 AM UTC
Yes, while in bed with someone.
Wait I didn’t read this whole post. I just farted, didn’t shit the bed like OP.
2021-08-20 at 5:10 AM UTC
My dog would fart and lift his head up real fast and I would hear it and just look at him and go "Ewww. Really?" and he fucking put his head on his front paws and pouted and would let out a real sighhh.
I stopped doing it because I didnt want him to get sick from stress but it seemed funny at the time. he was a sweet pooch
2021-08-20 at 7:55 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I love them leetle faggot toy dogs though, I get mine back on Monday, my friend “borrowed” it last week the fgt
2021-08-20 at 8:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls
I love them leetle faggot toy dogs though, I get mine back on Monday, my friend “borrowed” it last week the fgt
girl magnet.
"hey, Ya wanna come over and visit me and the pooch for some netflix and pizza. tee hee.
she's like "OK" tee hee
then he leaves your dog outside with the sock on the door knob, international for "Stay the fuck outside until I use this sock to wipe off with"
poor Boris.
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