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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like corn and potatoes too but apparently those are like the two least healthy vegetables. I guess it says its healthy maybe to eat boiled white potatoes. Idfk I'd wanna drizzle butter all over them but then that defeats the purpose I suppose.

    Maybe if I just eat steak, along with fruit smoothies exclusively.. that can't be BAD, right?
  2. It's all about portion control and balance, taters and corn are fine in moderation.

    5lbs of mashed potatoes with a full lb of butter in it isn't portion control.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's all about portion control and balance, taters and corn are fine in moderation.

    5lbs of mashed potatoes with a full lb of butter in it isn't portion control.

    We keep getting flyers in our mailboxes to get a career at McDonald's and also a free small fry coupon so I have a bunch of those now thinking I could at least give them away to homeless people.

    Maybe I'll just eat one small fry from McDonald's every day and NOTHING ELSE.
  4. Originally posted by mmQ Dang I ate some riced cauliflower last night instead of Mac and cheese because HEALTH. That shit is not good really but I forced myself to eat it all. I just needed more seasonings or something I tried putting a bunch of PEPPERCORN on there cuz I love it and it made it tolerable at least. I'm hoping I can TRAIN myself to like it. I'm gonna make steak bites tonight from work for after work and I need some healthy sides to start eating but I hate all vegetables for the most part.

    But I've done my research I'm going to figure it out. I kind of like carrots. And cauliflower raw. The rice was just weird. I'd rather just eat it cold. ILL FIGURE IT OUT !

    Gotta pop some chicken in da oven in a roasting pan with some carrot, onion, garlic. The skins get all crispy n the fat drips off n makes gravy n then u can spoon the chicken gravy over the riced cauliflower. THATS KETO SON
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just flamed up a mad lonely fruit ... getting some sleep now 💖😋 lol
  6. Watching the val kilmer documentary bc i cant sleep
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reading a bunch of stuff on musical hardware/software because I can't sleep.

    I'm gonna kill myself in a few minutes.

    The plan is to just hot-rail this gram of arsenic I've had laying around forever.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Watching the val kilmer documentary bc i cant sleep

    Is it any good? I didn't even realize that he lost his voice.
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  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Skyping with DontTellEm.
  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Gotta pop some chicken in da oven in a roasting pan with some carrot, onion, garlic. The skins get all crispy n the fat drips off n makes gravy n then u can spoon the chicken gravy over the riced cauliflower. THATS KETO SON

    Hell ya I been on the keto kick for a minute

    My dad has done it for years and for the last couple years has done the carnivore for the most part

    He’s a fucking beast though and one of the few 55+ that could for sure beat the shit out of me
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna get a hold of futureman and have him just cook me nothing but cheesy cauliflower and andouille sausage omelettes. Does that qualify as keto?
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna get a hold of futureman and have him just cook me nothing but cheesy cauliflower and andouille sausage omelettes. Does that qualify as keto?

    Patronize not...lest thee be patronized.
  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Keto is just basically no carbs..

    So no eating cauliflower is not really keto

    But it’s each their own man, don’t not eat what helps you if something helps you

    To me it’s more important to find the least processed food possible, which isn’t always easy

    Look up how genetically modified all wheat and corn and soybean and all that shit is.. it’s not good...

    Monsanto has like a fucking chokehold on all the seeds of the world and if you are caught trading seeds or producing crops that aren’t from their regulated seeds then they will literally come after you, I watched a documentary about a farmer fighting against them it was pretty fucked

    I’ve just been thinking a lot lately about the saying you are what you eat and it’s really true because I feel a hell of a lot better eating less processed foods

    I fucked up and ate Taco Bell 2 days ago after eating right for a month and am still regretting it seriously
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Patronize not…lest thee be patronized.

    *yee
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Keto is just basically no carbs..

    So no eating cauliflower is not really keto

    But...but...

    Cauliflower has a similar nutrition profile to broccoli. It's also a great cruciferous veggie to choose when you're on keto, says Dixon, as it has 1.5 grams of net carbs per half a cup

    Well I don't really care about the cauliflower. If I could just eat some typa eggs all the time I would be ok with that. Lol Ill look into a bit I realize there are probably 9,000 pieces of advice on the internet.
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Is it any good? I didn't even realize that he lost his voice.

    Its fucking depressing, honestly. Really good but I had to stop watching 2/3 of the way through. He went to my church as a kid and was kinda kne of my heroes. Doc Holliday is one of my favorite characters of all time. Its fucked up to see him that way, and to know its prolly largely because of our stupid church.
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Val Kilmer lost his voice from swallowing too much Travolta cum.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Getting ready for a meeting...

    :)
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Reading a bunch of stuff on musical hardware/software because I can't sleep.

    I'm gonna kill myself in a few minutes.

    The plan is to just hot-rail this gram of arsenic I've had laying around forever.

    Wait... you're already dead.
  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    went to shellbags taproom its been there since 1910 and i ate an eggroll and got sand on my pants n some guy managed to set a shopping cart ablaze right there on the street
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