My invite must have got lost in the mail: Obama has massive birthday party in massive $12m beach-frontestate

1. 2021-08-14 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Obama didn’t cancel his party, he merely uninvited those he considered less important, who happened to be almost entirely his most trusted former aides.
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   Remaining on the list were celeb couples Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, as well as Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union, along with Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Tom Hanks, Bruce Springsteen, Questlove, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Don Cheadle, and other Fabulous People, who drank “top shelf liquor,” puffed stogies, and hit the links at the Vineyard Golf Club (membership fee: $350,000). An early report that Pearl Jam had been hired to perform was later refuted. Eddie Vedder would just be there, but not to play.
   
   One attendee called it the “party of all parties,” while another added, “Y’all never seen Obama like this,
   
   Obama was set up to be the greatest of American heroes, but proved to be a common swindler and one of the great political liars of all time — he fooled us all
   …
   politicians have only one thing to sell to get the upper class status they crave: us.

   https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/taibbi-vanishing-legacy-barack-obama
   
   My invite always gets lost in the mail.
2. 2021-08-14 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   i got one but you know, i was like, busy and shiet
3. 2021-08-17 at 12:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I got one but RSVP-ed
   
   "Sorry I'm washing my hair that night"
4. 2021-08-17 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   no cocaine = not a party
5. 2021-08-17 at 12:22 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no cocaine = not a party

   
   Um you think there was no cocaine there? lololol how naive.
6. 2021-08-17 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Maybe in the bathroom because they are all faggots
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Easy to hide drug slang terminology. Literally everyone does blow on Xmas. If you don't know about this it's because you aren't part of the rich snob crowd that hides their cocaine abuse from the fiends that can't keep it to one day a year
   
   They look down on anyone that doesn't secretly do cocaine in bathrooms and then go interact with the family and drink lots of alcohol because you're high as Fuck on cocaine.
   
   There's always that one weird creepy family member with lots of energy and they drink a lot but aren't drunk and you think they are just mentally ill and that's why the alcohol is making them crazy but it's just the cocaine
   
   Also they like to surround themselves with sober people so they can do a bunch of coke and pretend to be a normal loving mother that loves her family and dogs but secretly she gets off on the idea of hiding drug abuse and the thrill of not getting caught
   
   They do not like to share

7. 2021-08-17 at 12:27 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Maybe in the bathroom because they are all faggots

   
   Snorted off the toilet cistern...80s club style.
   
   
8. 2021-08-17 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   it's not 80's club style unless you are in a nightclub in the 1980's
   
   These boomer coke users all act like going to the bathroom is some cool 80's coke use man just like AT DA CLUB BACK IN DA DAY with the GOGO DANCERS and ooooooo just saw JOhN TRAVOLTA sniffing when he came out the bathroom oh yeah man this is a party
   
   But when they see a person smoking a crack pipe they call the police. SMH
9. 2021-08-17 at 12:34 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it's not 80's club style unless you are in a nightclub in the 1980's

   
   Of course it is...if you are in an 80s club in the 80s it's not "80s style"...it's "80s thing"
10. 2021-08-17 at 12:35 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood These boomer coke users all act like going to the bathroom is some cool 80's coke use man just like AT DA CLUB BACK IN DA DAY with the GOGO DANCERS and ooooooo just saw JOhN TRAVOLTA sniffing when he came out the bathroom oh yeah man this is a party
    
    But when they see a person smoking a crack pipe they call the police. SMH

    
    That's where the "Style" part comes into play...fucking millenials, no style...SMH
11. 2021-08-17 at 12:50 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    doing cocaine in a bathroom at a party is not stylish, instead of ON THE FUCKING TABLE and cutting lines on a girls tits with loud music playing and having a MOUNTAIN OF COCAINE on every table.
    
    Now THATS style
    
    
12. 2021-08-17 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood doing cocaine in a bathroom at a party is not stylish

    
    It was in the 80s...that's the bit you are missing.
13. 2021-08-17 at 2:08 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this ain't the 80s anymore
14. 2021-08-17 at 2:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It was in the 80s…that's the bit you are missing.

    
    do you still wear shoulder pads ?
15. 2021-08-17 at 2:35 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you still wear shoulder pads ?

    
    It was mainly women who wore the shoulder pads.
    
    I still have my burgundy leather pencil tie in my closet though...haven't worn it in 30yrs but it saw a lot of action in it's day...I keep it as a memento of better times.
16. 2021-08-17 at 3:13 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    you didn't even do cocaine in the 80's, pussy
17. 2021-08-17 at 3:17 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It was mainly women who wore the shoulder pads.
    
    I still have my burgundy leather pencil tie in my closet though…haven't worn it in 30yrs but it saw a lot of action in it's day…I keep it as a memento of better times.

    
    yea, mainly.
    
    you werent man enough to wear pad shoulders ?
18. 2021-08-17 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, mainly.
    
    you werent man enough to wear pad shoulders ?

    
    Didn't need them...I had natural broad manly shoulders. /flex.
    
    (note: had)
19. 2021-08-17 at 5:12 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    so now you need them.
20. 2021-08-17 at 5:31 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so now you need them.

    
    Now I don't care about my appearance...one of the advantages of aging...ya just don't give a fuccccck anymore.