2021-08-15 at 7:33 PM UTC
is truly a special date,
i just just got bitten by A bed bug, in what feels like 4-5 bites in total, from what seems like a bed bug that has been laying dormant for like 2-3 years as the last time i had bedbug bites was that long ago.
after some thorough scanning i manage to locate it and tactically pinch it to death, leaving a dark brown mess on my thumb and index finger,
so now im drunk and itching.
how many more taliban sleeper cells are hiding and laying dormant on my sofabed ?
when will they surface.
2021-08-16 at 12:05 AM UTC
AngryIVer
African Astronaut
[my jade controlled morrigan]
Dude you might as well burn the whole place down.
2021-08-16 at 1:21 AM UTC
september 16th will be better
2021-08-16 at 12:15 PM UTC
Living like a nigga in da ghetto ...SMH
2021-08-16 at 5:03 PM UTC
Masculine world..lolol
That statement sounds GAF
2021-08-16 at 5:13 PM UTC
Imagine the smell in that room
2021-08-16 at 5:17 PM UTC
ream men dont let some body odour bother them.
2021-08-16 at 8:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
i was talkimg about rug body.
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post didn't die in a fire!
2021-08-16 at 8:20 PM UTC
Fucking lol at Bin Biden.
2021-08-24 at 8:11 PM UTC
Humans swallow an average of eight spiders each year while sleeping. The average person swallows 52 spiders over the course of a lifetime. They are drawn to your warm breath. Always try to sleep with your mouth closed, if you can.