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August 16th, 2021.

  1. #1
    is truly a special date,

    i just just got bitten by A bed bug, in what feels like 4-5 bites in total, from what seems like a bed bug that has been laying dormant for like 2-3 years as the last time i had bedbug bites was that long ago.

    after some thorough scanning i manage to locate it and tactically pinch it to death, leaving a dark brown mess on my thumb and index finger,

    so now im drunk and itching.

    how many more taliban sleeper cells are hiding and laying dormant on my sofabed ?

    when will they surface.
  2. #2
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Dude you might as well burn the whole place down.
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    False flag incoming.
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    september 16th will be better
  5. #5
    Living like a nigga in da ghetto ...SMH
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Living like a real man in da masculine world …SMH

    yes
  7. #7
    Masculine world..lolol

    That statement sounds GAF
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Masculine world..lolol

    That statement sounds GAF

    nothing gay about this.

  9. #9
    Imagine the smell in that room
  10. #10
    ream men dont let some body odour bother them.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine the smell in that room

    The smell of victorious men.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The smell of victorious men.

    real men
  13. #13
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ream men dont let some body odour bother them.

    I was talking about the smelly rug.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was talking about the smelly rug.

    i was talkimg about rug body.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i was talkimg about rug body.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    Fucking lol at Bin Biden.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    i c.
  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    september 16th
  19. #19
    Humans swallow an average of eight spiders each year while sleeping. The average person swallows 52 spiders over the course of a lifetime. They are drawn to your warm breath. Always try to sleep with your mouth closed, if you can.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Humans swallow an average of eight spiders each year while sleeping. The average person swallows 52 spiders over the course of a lifetime.

    Someone failed math (or only expects to live to 6 1/2 years old).
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