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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    pk=1399740 author="Geshneral Butt.Naked"]
    debating whether to shave diwn my mistache


    Do a Hitler.

    That reminds me my dad had a powerful dad-stache for a long time and shaved it to a Hitler stache and came downstairs and it freaked me out and we had some laughs.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if my facial hair didn't look like shaggy from scooby doo I'd do a hitler
  4. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra if my facial hair didn't look like shaggy from scooby doo I'd do a hitler

    Take a picture, black out everything else and then run it through some random "pencil sketch" enhancement at high detail for privacy/obfuscation, I'll tell you how to work it.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    FaceTiming with DontTellEm.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Celebrating the freedom , of Britney Spears 💖

    ur pathetic. such a shallow, boring normie.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung I’m mad that I woke up alone

    You always will witcha mad azz

    :)
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    🤭😏
  9. Netflxchillr African Astronaut


    @ Candy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao! 😭
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WALKING my route since my thighs are SORE JELLO from jogging 2 days ago lol.

    OOPSY FAISY!
  12. Originally posted by mmQ WALKING my route since my thighs are SORE JELLO from jogging 2 days ago lol.

    OOPSY FAISY!

    How can you be both dead and in pain? Seems like a contradiction to me.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How can you be both dead and in pain? Seems like a contradiction to me.

    Id have thought so too, but nope. I can be both at the same time. In just a little while I'm gonna kill myself even more by curling up inside my freezer.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ Id have thought so too, but nope. I can be both at the same time. In just a little while I'm gonna kill myself even more by curling up inside my freezer.

    I still feel cheated. You should have told us your were dead years ago.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I still feel cheated. You should have told us your were dead years ago.

    I believe I've mentioned it hundreds if not thousands of times over the years.
  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Making some chicken thighs, just finished learning steady rolling by two gallants on guitar

    Working on playing with pink noise by kaki king now, super weird and hard but I’ve got the basics just have to work on the speed now, should get it down pretty fast in a few days .. she totally slays it though
  17. Originally posted by mmQ I believe I've mentioned it hundreds if not thousands of times over the years.

    Any chance at all of you being resurrected from the dead some day?
  18. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    scratched my nutsack and smelled my fingers and scratched them some more
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked

    dead horse her. 👍
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