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  1. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 8 inches isn't going to have the same hull penetration as a 12 incher…

    im just sayin' that a smaller caliber doesnt in my mind mean less range.
  2. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That might work.

    Ask them to pull your finger. If they fall for it, that means they really are a woman.
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Look at them with their fucking cameras out "uhhhh I'm dying…better upload it to tiktok.

    Millenials…There's a fucking escape hatch in the roof…climb out of it, then just go up the shaft as the water rises…put your fucking phone away and try to think.

    you havent seen videos of those who were trapped in china train that got flooded a few weeks ago.
  4. Originally posted by Nile im just sayin' that a smaller caliber doesnt in my mind mean less range.

    But as you noted the range would require you to change another attribute...the amount of gun powder. Having to use more gunpowder to achieve the same range as a 12 incher...but then not having the same penetration as a 12 incher...seems a bit redundant unless you want to limit the weight of the ammo you are carrying (but of course you'd then have an increase in the weight/amount of gunpower you use/carry).

    ...don't know what any of that has to do with cocks though.
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you havent seen videos of those who were trapped in china train that got flooded a few weeks ago.

    Yeah I saw it...just standing there like fucking zombies instead of opening the fucking doors and getting out.

    I was actually thinking why they weren't all electrocuted from the electric rail being in the conductive water...
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Some do some don't…all the ones I've ever seen/used did. (I used to manage a building in the UK that had about 12 elevators and they all had hatches you could open from the inside).

    ETA: First time I used one I nearly died walking around on the elevator roof..the guy I was with didn't tell me there was a big fucking gap at the back where the counterweight is…I stepped off it in the dark and he pulled me back just before I plunged to my death and said "Oh don't go near the back".

    did you thanked him for saving your life by sucking him off.
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you thanked him for saving your life by sucking him off.

    No I was irate at him for not fucking telling me before I stepped off and forever securing my already tentative fear of heights.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah I saw it…just standing there like fucking zombies instead of opening the fucking doors and getting out.

    I was actually thinking why they weren't all electrocuted from the electric rail being in the conductive water…

    thats not state approved behavior.

    like a dozen of them died due to this. if they were niggers the train would have been smashed, but then if they were niggers there wouldnt even be trains to begin with,

    camt have it all.
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just went without nicotine for a few hours and I was very angry the entire time

    this is my life now
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No I was irate at him for not fucking telling me before I stepped off and forever securing my already tentative fear of heights.

    didnt your dad teaches you to see where you steps before you step on ?
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just went without nicotine for a few hours and I was very angry the entire time

    this is my life now

    AS frothy as your mocha latte.
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny didnt your dad teaches you to see where you steps before you step on ?

    I guess you missed the "in the dark" part...
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    meth would be between cocaine (maybe higher than coke) alcohol and MDMA it has less of a lethal dose but way more addiction potential

  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    So I showed this to my guy and he’s like “ you’d fuqn kill your self Tara, No”

    But but I won’t !! 😭

    I might hurt myself real bad but I’d be alright gosh !!

    probably safer than a jet ski lol
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    So the diss track that Joe Tex made after James Brown took his girl ..he’s sayin to James .. the way she does this and does that .. I taught her .. how to wear her hair how to dress how to do all this stuff to be attractive to the opposite sex...

    Idk but it just reminded me of something Drake said in one of his songs and I wonder if he took the concept from Joe Tex 🤔
  16. CandyRein Black Hole


    The way you walk , that’s me
    The way you talk , that’s me

    The way you got your hair up... did you forget that’s me?

    And the voice in your speaker right now , that’s me .. That’s meee..

    And the voice in your ear , that’s me.. can’t you see🎵
  17. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    So I showed this to my guy and he’s like “ you’d fuqn kill your self Tara, No”

    But but I won’t !! 😭

    I might hurt myself real bad but I’d be alright gosh !!



    You definitely are already carrying your own personal flotation devices around with you wherever you go!

    lol
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    😭😂 Shattap!
  19. G African Astronaut
    How sad it must be to be Wariat, a ginger alcoholic polack w/ sex offender status & the inability to communicate coherently.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    before he sobers up

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