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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Look at them with their fucking cameras out "uhhhh I'm dying…better upload it to tiktok.

    Millenials…There's a fucking escape hatch in the roof…climb out of it, then just go up the shaft as the water rises…put your fucking phone away and try to think.

    pretty sure those hatches don't open from the inside
  2. Originally posted by aldra pretty sure those hatches don't open from the inside

    Some do some don't...all the ones I've ever seen/used did. (I used to manage a building in the UK that had about 12 elevators and they all had hatches you could open from the inside).

    ETA: First time I used one I nearly died walking around on the elevator roof..the guy I was with didn't tell me there was a big fucking gap at the back where the counterweight is...I stepped off it in the dark and he pulled me back just before I plunged to my death and said "Oh don't go near the back".
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Some do some don't…all the ones I've ever seen/used did. (I used to manage a building in the UK that had about 12 elevators and they all had hatches you could open from the inside).

    Whenever he says he is pretty sure of something...he is wrong.
  4. Googling around newer ones apparently usually are locked, it's the older ones (like I used) that didn't.

    That's pretty dumb really locking them. Still, I bet I could kick that bastard open if my life depended on it...I'd certainly try rather than filming my death for tiktok.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Some do some don't…all the ones I've ever seen/used did. (I used to manage a building in the UK that had about 12 elevators and they all had hatches you could open from the inside).

    ETA: First time I used one I nearly died walking around on the elevator roof..the guy I was with didn't tell me there was a big fucking gap at the back where the counterweight is…I stepped off it in the dark and he pulled me back just before I plunged to my death and said "Oh don't go near the back".

    I've never actually been up there, just heard that they were specifically designed for rescue workers to get in, not as an escape
  6. Originally posted by aldra I've never actually been up there, just heard that they were specifically designed for rescue workers to get in, not as an escape

    Well sure they are access hatches, not escape hatches...but the name isn't really that important. See above though re: new lifts vs old ones. All the ones I used were older and so had the hatches that weren't locked.

    When one broke down we'd have to go up to the "lift house" and literally wind a big handle to slowly move the lift up or down to the next floor...many times while the "woman" inside the lift was screaming "get me ooooutttt"
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Look at them with their fucking cameras out "uhhhh I'm dying…better upload it to tiktok.

    Millenials…There's a fucking escape hatch in the roof…climb out of it, then just go up the shaft as the water rises…put your fucking phone away and try to think.


    I didn’t get pass the first sentence before I LOL’d... you got a point
  8. CandyRein Black Hole


    So I showed this to my guy and he’s like “ you’d fuqn kill your self Tara, No”

    But but I won’t !! 😭

    I might hurt myself real bad but I’d be alright gosh !!
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  9. That looks short
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    I know it’s perfect!!
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    For that price you may as well just buy a boat lol
  12. This is the one I've been thinking about...$450

    From "Richards"




    https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/perception-swifty-deluxe-9-5-kayak-15ptnuswftydlx95spsk/15ptnuswftydlx95spsk?sku=18796506&camp=CSE:DSG_92700048853238307_lia_pla-506804473153&segment=&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6s2IBhCnARIsAP8RfAh3-1GJaS1Z1S111u3FzVdeuCjdgTzR67ffg_kk6V-Qk7nNymHyQ90aAuegEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
  13. Originally posted by AngryIVer Well now I'm thinking about how there's no way this isn't a dude:

    Always check for the Adam's apple.
  14. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Always check for the Adam's apple.

    That's not reliable anymore, there is surgery to "fix" that "giveaway"
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's not reliable anymore, there is surgery to "fix" that "giveaway"

    How about the 5 o'clock shadow?
  16. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about the 5 o'clock shadow?

    laser hair removal.
  17. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson laser hair removal.

    Ask them if they want a cold beer or a banana daiquiri?
  18. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ask them if they want a cold beer or a banana daiquiri?

    That might work.
  19. Nile bump
    thinking about naval cannon on battleships, guy says larger caliber guns had more range but you'd think if they could launch a 12" shell 8000 yards that an 8 inch gun could achieve the same range by like i dunno using more powder or something.
  20. Originally posted by Nile thinking about naval cannon on battleships, guy says larger caliber guns had more range but you'd think if they could launch a 12" shell 8000 yards that an 8 inch gun could achieve the same range by like i dunno using more powder or something.

    8 inches isn't going to have the same hull penetration as a 12 incher...
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