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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Doing bad things
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They will have you pooing on a night vision doorbell camera. You will be green, but your profile will give you away.

    This was circa 1999.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    The birds and the bees
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm very fortunate to have met some people here along the way.

    It's humbling. Some of my best friends in the world are internet friends. I'm very glad today and I hope to be able to reciprocate some of the love that they've given me.

    I'm not gonna do names but .. I'm pretty BLESSED. lol.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Probably gonna go to the lake and have some lunch this afternoon..might take something up there or maybe grill a couple of steaks and have steak 🥩 on the lake ... we’ll see ... *tokes*
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I remember when I was kid ... * tokes*
    Posters were everything...when I was really little I had posters of the teenage mutant ninja turtles on my wall.. I loved the turtles so much ..

    My favorite auntie who I got my middle name from took me to the movies to see the turtles ...

    Then when I got older I had posters of my favorite boy group Immature..
    I had a poster of my favorite member “ Batman” who also played “Roger” on the show “Sister Sister”...on my bunk bed rails so when I layed down I’d see him.. and one day my step mom was i think putting a cover on my bed and she saw the poster of him and flipped out because he was in his underwear...saying she knows what I’m doin lmao .. and I literally had 0 clue what she was talking about... only when I got older maybe in my early 20s..did I realize what she thought and I literally burst into laughter and called her and ask if she remembered 😭

    I’m feeling nostalgic now..lmao
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    My big sister Brandi got me my first CD on Christmas and it was “ Immature” .. I can’t even the joy I felt when I opened that ... I played it non stop!

    I would even cry sometimes listening to the songs because I loved Batman so much...

    They had that hold on me like The Beetles has those girls back in the day now that I’m looking back !

    This was from the “Dangerous Minds” Soundtrack 💖

  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Let the music
    Take your mind
    Into a place
    You never been before.. ooooooh

    Take the time
    To think about memories
    Of you and I

    It's alright for you to be
    Next to me
    So I can hold you tight
    Girl the mood is right

    Oh yeah

    Let's take a stroll
    To the park or to your house
    Trying to do my thing
    Let the music play
    Ooooohhhh!

    Let your mind go
    Put you in the mood
    Let your body groove
    Let it soothe

    Feel the funk now
    Feel the funk
    Feel the funk now
    Feel the groove
    Feel the funk

    Yeah, yeah

    Let the rhythm take you

    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Feel the funk
    Feel it
    Let the rhythm take you

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    💖
    Focus on the flavor of the beat
    I say the rhythm

    So take a little time and let your mind relax
    To this phat track

    Reminiscing on yesterdays
    And feeling kinda crazy

    Take out my pen and I think I'm gonna write

    Nothing else to do on this crazy filled night

    But to feel the funk
    But to feel the funk

    Yeah uh yeah

    Let your mind go
    Put you in the mood
    Let your body groove
    Let it soothe

    Feel the funk now
    Feel the funk
    Feel the funk now
    Feel the groove🎵💖
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i recently was thrown off a boat launch by the boat lunch while drunk and i was about to ski for the first time in 15 yrs or so...

    no serious internal injuries but head hit one of the skii or skee see brain damage. no i was deliberated pushed by a sick vile family member. i want KARMA to cut off his dick right now

    my head still hurts a week later. yes i went to a doctor...he thinks its all up in my head yet i have visions of real life zombies running amuck on the country side plotting to kill all the farm life and its people than THE BIG CITIES to make babies
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    It really was a beautiful weekend ❤️

  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    *tokez*

    Wale is frikn poet ....




    Diced pineapples, tonight you shall reach a height that the sky won't catch you

    The highest form of my admiration
    And I ain't no connoisseur but I'm kinda sure you will admire my taste

    But before the sun graze ya
    I'm tryin to see how deep you are
    And believe me shorty I ain't talking about no intimate conversation

    I wanna see if I can make you reach things unobtainable

    When I peek into your nature
    And I promise you my goals will exceed any physical pleasure

    I wanna, give you whats better than better
    The better my effort, the wetter her treasure

    The more these mere moments seem like heavens or temporary forevers

    Shorty get it together
    Diced pineapples

    May your love come down so my mind might have you

    You designed my imagination
    Let me redefine foreplay so you need five and

    Tell me shorty you got it baby
    If its not it baby, hope its progress baby

    Let it all drip baby

    If you stop that shaking, no more talking baby, no more talking baby

    ~ Wale
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Vibez::

  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    And I'm looking right past ya

    We live in a world, we live in a world on two different axles

    You live in a world, you living behind the mirror

    I know what you scared of, the feeling of feeling emotions inferior

    This shit is vital, I know you had to
    This shit is vital, I know you had to🎵🔥
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Mike Epps took that music video to different level... Mike Epps is my favorite comedian.. I can’t halp it!! He so stoopid!! 😭
  16. CandyRein Black Hole






    Omgggg!!!😭
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    “ I was eating some McDonald’s, because I’m loving it”
    😭😭😭

    This muhfukah retarded man 😭
    Omg my stomach hurt !!
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Kek!!!

    I was having way too much fun In here last night ...😋


    Side thought::

    Halfway through Monday... Ayyye!!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Probably gonna go to the lake and have some lunch this afternoon..might take something up there or maybe grill a couple of steaks and have steak 🥩 on the lake … we’ll see … *tokes*

    And Watch the people with money boat around?
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