scrons war on bugs

1. 2021-08-06 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #21
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I ordered the CRICKET burger so I could trace the farm and blow it up FUCKERS
2. 2021-08-06 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I ordered the burger burger. It's a burger that has a smaller burger in it.
3. 2021-08-06 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   And the only reason they call it an "order" is because they want your money. If it was anything else, it would be a "request", or an "application".
4. 2021-08-06 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #24
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   CRICKETS ON A BURGER!!!
5. 2021-08-06 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #25
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Cricket hotdogs are way better.
6. 2021-08-06 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #26
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
7. 2021-08-06 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #27
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Can't go wrong with a bag of good cricket powder.
8. 2021-08-06 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #28
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   there is no such thing as "good" cricket powder. Bugs are trash
9. 2021-08-06 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Until you meet the indestructible bug… the tardigrade… which can survive a complete global mass extinction event, walk away happy from gamma-ray bursts, waltz out of large meteorite impacts, bask in −272 °C (absolute zero) temperatures, scoff at temps of 300+ °F, resist pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, bathe in ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, survive the vacuum of outer space, and can go without food or water for more than 30 years.
   
   

   
   So if I just set my oven to 450° F and throw them in, they'll die?
   
   NOT IMPRESSED
10. 2021-08-06 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ So if I just set my oven to 450° F and throw them in, they'll die?
    
    NOT IMPRESSED

    
    That didn't scare the tardigrade.
11. 2021-08-06 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare the tardigrade.

    
    What if the tardigrade wanted to kill itself?
12. 2021-08-06 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #32
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What if the tardigrade wanted to kill itself?

    
    It could do that very easily, if it wanted to.
13. 2021-08-06 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It could do that very easily, if it wanted to.

    
    What method would it use, do you suppose ?
14. 2021-08-06 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #34
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What method would it use, do you suppose ?

    
    It would place itself into a terminal state of hibernation, a death-like state. Same as dying.
15. 2021-08-06 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It would place itself into a terminal state of hibernation, a death-like state. Same as dying.

    
    so it would essentially.. sleep itself to death.
16. 2021-08-06 at 10:17 PM UTC

    #36
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ so it would essentially.. sleep itself to death.

    
    The sleep of forever.
17. 2021-08-07 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #37
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i hate n
18. 2021-08-07 at 4:59 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Dat bitch look like yo-gabba gabba, she got like 4 quarter spaces in-between her teeth
    
    
    😔
19. 2021-08-07 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #39
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i hate n

    
    I hate m
20. 2021-08-07 at 10:07 AM UTC

    #40
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I love those space bear things man
    
    Sounds like that’s probably how we got here
    
    I mean who knows but seems like a plausible theory
    
    Asteroid or some shit carrying those things smashed into an earth primed for life?
    
    Or maybe aliens sent them here on purpose?
    
    Not sure
    
    As soon as I order my new telescope I’ll let u all know what I find in space though
    
    I’m looking for a decently priced reflector although I’m not against a good refractor if anyone has advice