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We haven't been on a date but she is carrying my child.

  1. #21
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Dont worry bro its getting aborted in a month when he refuses to pony up $ for prenatal vitamins and she realizes the grave miscalculation shes made

    trapping a cuck with a child is never a miscalculation, she is guaranteed an income for 20 years and lots of free handouts from the gubmint. its any bitch's trump card
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  2. #22
    Originally posted by Kev trapping a cuck with a child is never a miscalculation, she is guaranteed an income for 20 years and lots of free handouts from the gubmint. its any bitch's trump card

    Fona will run away to mexico and pick asparagus for .60 /hr long before he ever pays regular child support.

    Or hell pay like 3 months n then realize he could e spent all that money on mountain dew and hillshire farms lil smokies n hell make for the hills
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  3. #23
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Sad but true lol
  4. #24
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Her divorce will be finalized here in the coming months.
    I am hoping to take her on a date this weekend.
    Hopefully be married and living together before the baby comes.
    Been busy binge watching Teen Mom so I don't look like an idiot.
    Got to work more jobs and pay for all this Similac.
    TTYS

    I think similac makes their shit smell a lot worse. The one that I was actually around for was breast fed and it just smelled like mustard for a long time.
  5. #25
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev trapping a cuck with a child is never a miscalculation, she is guaranteed an income for 20 years and lots of free handouts from the gubmint. its any bitch's trump card

    And I was going to add to my post to have the hospital do a paternity test before you sign the birth certificate but 🤦‍♂️ Raising someone else’s kid is the ultimate in cuckery.
  6. #26
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Fona will run away to mexico and pick asparagus for .60 /hr long before he ever pays regular child support.

    Or hell pay like 3 months n then realize he could e spent all that money on mountain dew and hillshire farms lil smokies n hell make for the hills

    mexicos border security doesnt fuck around and anyone caught illegally crossing their border gets jailed for years before being deported.
  7. #27
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 And I was going to add to my post to have the hospital do a paternity test before you sign the birth certificate but 🤦‍♂️ Raising someone else’s kid is the ultimate in cuckery.

    he probably is raising someone elses kid
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  8. #28
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    You should have just been friends with the benedicts instead
  9. #29
    Get the baby tested as soon as you can after it's born

    Fona, you are NOT the father.
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  10. #30
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    ^^^ u better be praying for that fona for fuck sake
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