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I dont get what his point is here guys

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not going to work Vincent…I am not going to ask to see it, you'll need to get up earlier in the morning to catch me out.

    i managed to trigger the image of a bald asshole in your mind didnt i.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i managed to trigger the image of a bald asshole in your mind didnt i.

    In my mirror, not my mind.
  3. #23
    look at this dapper gont come on ladies whats the problem here??? Female brain attracted to man manly hair manly. The bigger the facial hair the bigger the man am I right?

  4. #24
    this is the kind of look i'm going for



    You could consume more than half a century of American popular culture, from World War II to Korea to Vietnam to September 11, without encountering many bearded manly heroes; facial hair was generally reserved for wild enemies foreign and domestic, swarthy terrorists and libertine hippies. Even American westerns posited a surprising number of neatly trimmed frontier protagonists, reserving scruff for their foes. Italian-produced spaghetti westerns, which introduced Clint Eastwood’s perpetually unshaven man with no name, seem the exception that proves the rule, deploying beards as to emphasize that their protagonists are deeply flawed antiheroes, operating outside mainstream norms.

    In the twenty-first century, however, America’s man of the hour is a follicle farm. Hipsters affect the lumberjack’s hirsute machismo. Genteel movie stars like George Clooney and Paul Rudd tantalize paparazzi with full, bushy beards. Police departments in Michigan and Texas have relaxed their officers’ notoriously strict grooming standards to permit beards and goatees. Faux-folksy politicians like Texas Senator Ted Cruz and former House speaker Paul Ryan attempt to transform their brands with a macho hairy mug—just as John Kerry and Al Gore did a few years earlier, with limited success. Our Hollywood war heroes, armed men who go bump in the night, grow facial hair so voluminous that perhaps their beards are what do the heavy bumping. Even that most American of fictional G.I.s, the idealistic Steve Rogers, returns from a depressive self-exile in Avengers: Infinity War with a sexy beard that says “Captain America has seen some shit.”
  5. #25
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood this is the kind of look i'm going for


    captain ahab and his talibans.

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