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So I just met this older chick just now at the spa

  1. #21
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    At least I finally cleaned my place or my room as Jordan Peterson would say preparing for it.
  2. #22
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat Imagine all that time wasted thinking I’m gonna get sone tonight. Why would she even meet me or suggest it if she’s not interested in sex?

    Attention. Its currency for women
    Now wheres this pic at
  3. #23
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Cigarette man, I’m available and I’m ready to mingle. I’m open for fornicational purposes.
  4. #24
    cigreting Dark Matter
    pm gryl he gae also
  5. #25
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    ask her to knit you a sweater
  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat You guys are just a bunch of assholes alright? Ur all assholes. And I didn’t get lucky we just walked around a botanical garden talked I drank three beers at the pub she claimed she’s on a break from drinking for a week till her off time from work and vacation and went gone I’m still at the pub drinking. I knew something was wrong when we sat on a park bench near the botanic garden and she looked at me weird when I tried to put my arm around her she also revealed she has a husband later and mentioned him.

    🤣
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  7. #27
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Wariat At least I finally cleaned my place or my room as Jordan Peterson would say preparing for it.

    Lol wario has a room that’s cute
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Wariat At least I finally cleaned my place or my room as Jordan Peterson would say preparing for it.

    i dont believe jordan peterson say you have to clean your room to have sex with grannies.
  9. #29
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hey guys this reminds me or brings me back to the idea of can women and men be friends? why did she want to be my friend if shes married? but woulent come over when i asked her twice or get touchy again? in fact im starting to think she only somewhat got touchy the first time due to me pushing it not her and not really. who knows.
  10. #30
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    do you guys realoy think she just wants to be friends?
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Wariat do you guys realoy think she just wants to be friends?

    im sure she wants you to RAPE her.
  12. #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    after talki g to her here in downtown I stayed and continued to drink and later found this cougar den spot i just discovered with an upstairs patio. bawically i saw the most gorgeous cougar in my life there this blond. i seen her on badoo before but now i cant find her. she has some wrinkles etc. but super hot and skinny body etc. so it was a crazy night. i at one point smiled to her or winked wnd she back to me than i waved for her to come but i forgot whether she ingored it and looked away or waved to me. anyway later iw ent to her when her group of w dude and another chickw ere gona and twlked a bit never ended up getting her number lost all trace of her and like a dumbass when they came back i said or told her i see your friends are back i hope to talk to you later or some other time but she never wne tot me later and they left. there were these two other cougars way older i think these were in late 50s one of them had this shirt where it looked like it was falling off her this blouse off her shoulders. and they sat away from me on the patio but from visible range but she was a bitch the one with the shirt wnd treated me bad or ignored me and i forgot if she gave me the hand or some downward finger sign i dont know but she acted like shes hot shit and im not even good enough for a late 50s cougar or something like i was rejected by even her but the other one i thinkw as keen and noticed me because she and i ended up talking later for some reason they went to the bar from being alone and ignored by all guys or men at the patio and me and the other one talked a bit. but at this point iw as getting already faded and keep in mind i drank hours earlier and also some chick or people gave me a free vodka shot as they were leaving and said they couldnt drink it on top of another one being left by me dirnk when i went to take a piss but i only put them in my beer and couldnt finish the beer bought a new one as it was unbearable half way full beer with two shots but with oen in it was still descent. but i also remember dancing with someone in there but dont remember who blacking out and beingnhome and sleeping all day.
  13. #33
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    looking back it seems iw as like social finally kr wiling to takr risks talking to women even if it was only after they smiled first or came newr me still better than recently. but not a single number nothing.
  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat You guys are just a bunch of assholes alright? Ur all assholes. And I didn’t get lucky we just walked around a botanical garden talked I drank three beers at the pub she claimed she’s on a break from drinking for a week till her off time from work and vacation and went gone I’m still at the pub drinking. I knew something was wrong when we sat on a park bench near the botanic garden and she looked at me weird when I tried to put my arm around her she also revealed she has a husband later and mentioned him.

    LOL DUMBASS



    Originally posted by Wariat Why would she even meet me or suggest it if she’s not interested in sex?

    why would you lmao
  15. #35
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Wariat do you guys realoy think she just wants to be friends?



    She wants to take you home for a threesome with her husband.

    BEND OVER!
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Wariat after talki g to her here in downtown I stayed and continued to drink and later found this cougar den spot i just discovered with an upstairs patio. bawically i saw the most gorgeous cougar in my life there this blond. i seen her on badoo before but now i cant find her. she has some wrinkles etc. but super hot and skinny body etc. so it was a crazy night. i at one point smiled to her or winked wnd she back to me than i waved for her to come but i forgot whether she ingored it and looked away or waved to me. anyway later iw ent to her when her group of w dude and another chickw ere gona and twlked a bit never ended up getting her number lost all trace of her and like a dumbass when they came back i said or told her i see your friends are back i hope to talk to you later or some other time but she never wne tot me later and they left. there were these two other cougars way older i think these were in late 50s one of them had this shirt where it looked like it was falling off her this blouse off her shoulders. and they sat away from me on the patio but from visible range but she was a bitch the one with the shirt wnd treated me bad or ignored me and i forgot if she gave me the hand or some downward finger sign i dont know but she acted like shes hot shit and im not even good enough for a late 50s cougar or something like i was rejected by even her but the other one i thinkw as keen and noticed me because she and i ended up talking later for some reason they went to the bar from being alone and ignored by all guys or men at the patio and me and the other one talked a bit. but at this point iw as getting already faded and keep in mind i drank hours earlier and also some chick or people gave me a free vodka shot as they were leaving and said they couldnt drink it on top of another one being left by me dirnk when i went to take a piss but i only put them in my beer and couldnt finish the beer bought a new one as it was unbearable half way full beer with two shots but with oen in it was still descent. but i also remember dancing with someone in there but dont remember who blacking out and beingnhome and sleeping all day.

    tell her it would be your honor if you could rape her.
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