Luring cops to their doom with calls about someone smoking weed

1. 2021-07-22 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
   Then they arrive and try to hassle the smoker, only to have their asses darted with tranquilizers by snipers, radios jammed and their pants and underwear removed while they lay there helpless whilst being smacked around a bit with a large trout, before their guns and such are confiscated and donated to local street gangs and their car set on fire.
   
   
   Or simply a 22 to their head when they arrive. I figure its best to put the fear of god into them occassionally.
   Maybe theyd stop harassing people then.
   
   
   Is this a bad idea?
2. 2021-07-22 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   of course you woud dial 911 i bet you have a local police officer cellphone number on speed dial
3. 2021-07-22 at 5:30 PM UTC

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   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood of course you woud dial 911 i bet you have a local police officer cellphone number on speed dial

   
   I think you may be schizophrenic. Have you been tested yet?
4. 2021-07-22 at 5:58 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   uh huh uh huh
5. 2021-07-24 at 12:16 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   lolz I gave a pig the finger the Thursday. He kept driving around a block all slow when I was sitting in a parking lot with my windows down. I got out and started walking and saluted him and he finally stopped.
6. 2021-07-24 at 12:20 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Jerry rig some explosives to a door handle then do a SWAT call on the residence saying you saw a MAGA guy stashing guns in there.
7. 2021-07-24 at 12:39 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I’m afraid to like any of these posts but I do 😄
8. 2024-05-02 at 10:17 PM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   Title made me LOL
9. 2024-05-02 at 10:18 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   
   
   
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10. 2024-05-02 at 10:18 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
11. 2024-05-02 at 10:18 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
12. 2024-05-02 at 10:18 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
13. 2024-05-02 at 10:18 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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14. 2024-05-02 at 11:20 PM UTC

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    CodeNiggHardR Houston
    head on, apply directly to the forehead