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Poll: How are you going to kill yourself?

  • Fire or Head in Oven
    0%
  • Time travelling to the future with a toaster in the bathtub
    25%
  • Vertically
    0%
  • Horizontally
    0%
  • Diagonally
    0%
  • Barbituate Booze Cruise and replacing your air with helium
    75%
  • Shotgun to the face
    0%

CAUSE SUICIDE IS PAINLESS

  1. #21
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How come old age isn't on the list?

    That's not really suicide.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Ive known a few people that tried, flat lined, but were revived.

    Apparently depending how you do it, coming back to life is the only painful part.

    the pain is caused by shame from failing to suicide.

    theres nothing more shameful and more embarassing than being a failure that even fails at not living.

    nothimg.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's not really suicide.

    It sure the hell is!
  4. #24
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood memories in the brain are just data like writing 0 and 1 to a hard drive platter, the only problem is the brain is an organic material that can decay and become damaged over time



    It can also do things no computer can do. And repair itself.
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Memories are just your brains way of sorting electrical data. Like if you punch a bag every day you will create that electrical motion in your synapses and over time your brain "remembers" to punch the bag but then it goes even deeper like what if it's your religion to punch the bag the brain has to mix the electrical signals from social stuff in there too.

    Which is why killing yourself is such a pain in the ass because it's not something you have electrical mechanic familiarity with and the brain has a lot of design mechanisms to prevent it from happenening.

    That's why most of the deaths here are accidental drug overdoses and not intentional ones. It's a lot easier to die when you aren't trying to die.

    Risky behavior where you think you will be okay doing dangerous things is the trick
  6. #26
    Death is time travel.
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