Surrounded by RETARD DEVICES

1. 2021-07-16 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #1
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   my fire alarm needs to be plugged in to the "system" but to do that requires plugging it in to A PLUG ON THE CEILING and TURNING it.
   
   Why the fuck would you ever turn a plug. it's too fucking retarded so I just unplug it and keep it in a drawer
   
   apparently thats ILLEGAL though but TURNING PLUGS IS A BAD IDEA why the fuck would you ever turn a plug it makes no sense
   
   The holes are static and wires should not turn and bend in on themselves and have tension, it doesn't take a physicist to see how that will turn out
   
   Static prong + static hole + TURNING FORCE = bent prongs, risk of fire, sudden death, etc
   
   The alarm in the building constantly goes off and they have a detective force to track it down. They narrowed it to my floor and are closing in on me. I refuse to turn plugs though I am not stupid
   
   I know exactly what will happen if I start turning plugs. I do not want to live in a post turned plug world
   
   Fire alarms work just fine without needing to be plugged into "the system" into a ceiling socket and turned. According to society i'm crazy but I think i'm the only sane one left.
   
   here is proof i'm not totally insane
   
   
   
   nobody in the history of the universe has ever had to turn a plug. It's not a thing that should ever happen but for some reason it's happening to me.
2. 2021-07-16 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   seems like a great idea to TURN really short wires and put tension on them, why didn't I think of that. putting a sideways turning force on something plugging into an upwards socket with short wires
   
   when you turn it the plug just comes out so you have to line it up properly. Basically just hope the plug doesn't pop out as you turn it.
   
   Very safe
   
   That's what I like to do when I install safety devices is hope they work, shake the rain stick and do a blood sacrifice to moloch
   
   
3. 2021-07-16 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   also plugging something into a socket and PUSHING UP ON IT with wires pushing against you just dislodges the plug and knocks it out of the place constantly. The answer is not plugging it in or just trying it enough times and getting lucky until it works.
   
   I am not lucky so it never works for me.
   
   i've been trying for months
4. 2021-07-17 at 12:13 AM UTC

   #4
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   twist the wires until the coating is off
5. 2021-07-17 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   it had a plug with a tab but the tab doesn't click into anything and the plug is universal so i'm pretty sure the original compatible alarm has been switched out long ago. This shit is fucking retarded
6. 2021-07-21 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #6
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nobody in the history of the universe has ever had to turn a plug. It's not a thing that should ever happen but for some reason it's happening to me.

   
   Um Twist lock plugs are a thing...a BIG thing.