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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Purr..❤️ Love it 🥰
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  2. Originally posted by CandyRein Your elevator doesn’t go to the top floor…

    not the darkest turd in the bowl
  3. Originally posted by Average Jane I’m rolled up in a burrito of cozy blankets with my cat having a binge watching session. This is my version of heaven

    you better have a vagina.
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  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you better have a vagina.

    Aw shucks, aren’t you in for a treat?????!
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    post this treat you speak of
  6. Originally posted by POLECAT post this treat you speak of

    I was being a smarty pants and also elusive. Sorry to letcha down!
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    honestly I was unhappily expecting a deformed cock so so far I'm not let down and you suckseeded to stay elusive
  8. Originally posted by POLECAT honestly I was unhappily expecting a deformed cock so so far I'm not let down and you suckseeded to stay elusive

    Adding that idea to my arsenal.

    GREAT SUCCESS
  9. What are we talkin' about here? Corkscrew? Sharp left? Drooper?
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    8 ball corner pocket.
  11. If AvgJayne wasnt a jacked gay marine hed get wifed up real quick
  12. CandyRein Black Hole


    Coming outside from the pool to watch the sunset 🌅..
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  13. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked If AvgJayne wasnt a jacked gay marine hed get wifed up real quick


    I’d get wifed up real quick either way, bucko!
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I slept all day.

    just not feeling good. not a covid not feeling kind of good but just couldn't stay awake.

    Liver probably acting up again.
  15. Originally posted by Average Jane I’d get wifed up real quick either way, bucko!

    True. If I wasnt so hopelessly straight Id gay marry the shit out of u and wed register at Cabelas.
  16. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I slept all day.

    just not feeling good. not a covid not feeling kind of good but just couldn't stay awake.

    Liver probably acting up again.

    Feel better dudeski.Have ur doc prescribe something for sleep just to get ur cicada rhythm back n*sync
  17. Vaguely getting ready to go to the bar but its pretty half hearted. I really only enjoy going out when its with friends. Going to the bar by yourself is kinda weird. And its karaoke night which is cooli guess but when im really drunk i want to hear my own playlist and not some fat indian dude squeaking out freebird.
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I got up and ate at 12:15am and haven't gone back to bed. I'll just stay up till 8pm or 9pm then try and get up at 5am on Monday.

    But thanks for advice

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Feel better dudeski.Have ur doc prescribe something for sleep just to get ur cicada rhythm back n*sync
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Coming outside from the pool to watch the sunset 🌅..

    Did u move to a condo or is that a hotel?
  20. puking. bartendeermis a champ.
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