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  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Average Jane I’m rolled up in a burrito of cozy blankets with my cat having a binge watching session. This is my version of heaven

    How old are you and how many kids do you have?
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    SHE GONNA SEND U A DIK PIC NOW
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    thinking or these two bitches below i fucked one is 54 the other 55. the one with me on her wide axtually rimmed the other wouldnt.



  4. CandyRein Black Hole


    Just finished perfecting my back stroke.. on my way back to the room to shower and see what’s poppin for lunch ..
  5. RAPE MOTEL
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    *flipps through menu not paying catty bishes no mind*

    😇
  7. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 How old are you and how many kids do you have?

    HEY BACK OFF BUCKAROO THATS MY MAN
  8. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'm so confused.
  9. splitting headache. Trying to decide where to get breakfast
  10. Originally posted by Average Jane Aw shucks, aren’t you in for a treat?????!

    spread them apart and i'll be in.
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked splitting headache. Trying to decide where to get breakfast

    Do you have Nations Burgers near you?

    Get a breakfast meal then grab a slice of Boston cream or a shake.

    They're pretty good.
  12. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked True. If I wasnt so hopelessly straight Id gay marry the shit out of u and wed register at Cabelas.

    Can we get the reception catered by White Castle too, booboo?
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Originally posted by CandyRein

    1 like = 1 pray
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao!!
  16. Girl from the bar wanted me to come hang out on her boat today.

    Look at me. I AM DE CAPTAIN NOW.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Not doin someone how they did me because I’m better than them...
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    > posting it on the internet for validation
  19. thats how u knoe its real

  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    You want me to post it on a billboard..retard lol
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