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THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How fucking clear do I have to make it.

    ONCE FUCKING AGAIN.

    Raising three kids isn't a full-time job

    Replied with

    You can't raise one kid
    ..

    Now read that again. YeH. Stip and go up and read that again.

    Now, do it again.

    If you still don't see the non sequitur there it means you are in fact a literal human non sequitur and ought to be placed in a camp beneath the ground where your job is the plant seeds and make sure they grow up correctly. :)
  2. Tell me if I'm right:

    It seems as if you have to draw an irrelevant conclusion for something to be a non-sequitur. Example: "raising kids isn't a full time job" met with "you can't raise one kid" falls more into the category of an irrelevant remark. A non-sequitur would be: "raising kids isn't a full time job" met with "uh-huh, because you can't raise one kid."

    How's that?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo Tell me if I'm right:

    It seems as if you have to draw an irrelevant conclusion for something to be a non-sequitur. Example: "raising kids isn't a full time job" met with "you can't raise one kid" falls more into the category of an irrelevant remark. A non-sequitur would be: "raising kids isn't a full time job" met with "uh-huh, because you can't raise one kid."

    How's that?

    That's semantics. It's still a non sequitur.🇮🇹🇮🇹
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Dargo Tell me if I'm right:

    It seems as if you have to draw an irrelevant conclusion for something to be a non-sequitur. Example: "raising kids isn't a full time job" met with "you can't raise one kid" falls more into the category of an irrelevant remark. A non-sequitur would be: "raising kids isn't a full time job" met with "uh-huh, because you can't raise one kid."

    How's that?

    Right!

    I'd phrase it closer to "drawing a relevant conclusion from irrelevant premises", like you're introducing some irrelevant fact (you're fat, you can't raise a kid) and then suggest this says something about the central point (is raising children a full time job?). In a non sequitur the conclusion is relevant, it pertains to the central point, but it's false in that it can not be validly derived from the premises supplied. But the idea is right, it's that "because" that makes the difference between something like a valid rhetorical device (calling someone a hypocrite, questioning their authority on the subject) and a non sequitur (implying being a hypocrite or lacking authority implies that their argument is invalid).



    Originally posted by mmQ How fucking clear do I have to make it.

    ONCE FUCKING AGAIN.

    Raising three kids isn't a full-time job

    Replied with

    You can't raise one kid
    ..

    Now read that again. YeH. Stip and go up and read that again.

    Now, do it again.

    If you still don't see the non sequitur there it means you are in fact a literal human non sequitur and ought to be placed in a camp beneath the ground where your job is the plant seeds and make sure they grow up correctly. :)

    I read it, several times now. Where is anyone saying "You can't raise one kid" indicates that raising kids is a full time job?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Right!

    I'd phrase it closer to "drawing a relevant conclusion from irrelevant premises", like you're introducing some irrelevant fact (you're fat, you can't raise a kid) and then suggest this says something about the central point (is raising children a full time job?). In a non sequitur the conclusion is relevant, it pertains to the central point, but it's false in that it can not be validly derived from the premises supplied. But the idea is right, it's that "because" that makes the difference between something like a valid rhetorical device (calling someone a hypocrite, questioning their authority on the subject) and a non sequitur (implying being a hypocrite or lacking authority implies that their argument is invalid).





    I read it, several times now. Where is anyone saying "You can't raise one kid" indicates that raising kids is a full time job?

    Are you patronizing me HARD as fuck right now Lanyard? This is the type of shit Panthrax does to me when I'm RIGHT. Im serious. Lol.

    ONCE again you are switching the statements. I can't keep explaing it any more perfectly
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have given PERFECT analogies. Nobody else has done that.
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'm not trying to be patronizing.

    Hmm, so do you disagree that for a thing to be a non sequitur that one needs to propose that an irrelevant fact like "you can't raise one kid" implies some relevant conclusion like "raising kids is a full time job"?

    Or do you think that this implicative step exists in the exchange earlier in this thread?

    It seems like it has to be one or the other.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    For a thing to be a non sequitur imo has nothing to do with the factual accuracy of the initial statement.

    You're way smarter than me I know that. Regardless, I've laid my analogies .

    You worded your question all tricky with other questions you decepticon
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    What a stupid pointless thread. Lanny, why do you encourage this?
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seriously though how many fucking times do I have to repeat that shit?

    "BUILDING A NEW HOUSE ISMT THAT HARD."

    "You don't own a house."


    Related but not relevant. The subject very well could have still built a house, or studied and known how to. Right?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice What a stupid pointless thread. Lanny, why do you encourage this?

    Shut the fuck up acting like you have some superior shadow opinion that is greater than the rest of the discussion. Clown.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice What a stupid pointless thread. Lanny, why do you encourage this?

    It's a tradition.

    "but comrade lanny, traditions are just things you do uncritically, for the feeble minded, surely we ubermensch have moved beyond"

    No! Tradition, ritual, they're important. They serve as emotional connection to the past, participation grounds us in our time and culture. When Nietzsche said god is dead he wasn't talking about the literal loss of faith but the dissolution of social framework christianity represented for early modern Europe. The loss of tradition and community, common moral base, an anchor for meaning. Literally his idea of the ubermensch was not the individual that discarded that facet of a religious existence, of herd morality, but that found again that dimension without relying on received wisdom. Doing the annual totse collage is literally the most ubermensch thing you could do. FUCK the police.

    Or did you mean the non sequitur thing?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He doesn't mean anything. Or wait, is Mal Mal gonna fly in with a cake flavored cape and educate us all on English semantics and non-sequitariasm?

    He may!
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ Related but not relevant. The subject very well could have still built a house, or studied and known how to. Right?

    So yes, that's not relevant. But I maintain a non sequitur is more than just a related non-relevant statement. Latin for "does not follow", in context it means "the conclusion does not follow from the premises". Simple saying "you don't own a house" or "you can't raise a kid" is not an argument from premises to a conclusion, it's just a statement of fact. It becomes an argument when when you say something like "you can't raise a kid, therefore raising kids is a full time job", it becomes a non sequitur when the conclusion "raising kids is a full time job" is not implied by the premise "you can't raise a kid".
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ Seriously though how many fucking times do I have to repeat that shit?

    "BUILDING A NEW HOUSE ISMT THAT HARD."

    "You don't own a house."


    Related but not relevant. The subject very well could have still built a house, or studied and known how to. Right?
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    QUOTE
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Originally posted by Malice What a stupid pointless thread. Lanny, why do you encourage this?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny it becomes a non sequitur when the conclusion "raising kids is a full time job" is not implied by the premise "you can't raise a kid".

    It wasn't . You massive unbelievable egregious faggot!
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And Again fuxk you to malice and dargo who didn't have fun. Sorry about that. :)
  20. Originally posted by mmQ And Again fuxk you to malice and dargo who didn't have fun. Sorry about that. :)


    Gotta admit though, it would be nice to have threads stay on topic every once and a while.
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