2015-12-07 at 7:47 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I was bored this afternoon so I decided it was time to hit a good lick , I hit up this slampig that I've known and fucked in the past who's always had tons of prescription meds, oxycodones, valiums, gabapentin, sizzrup. She lives 40 minutes away out of the county but figured it would be a good lick. Fuck that ass fuck that mouth, fuck that face, wait til she goes to sleep then take the goods and go.
I get into my car and start driving that way, pop open a tall boy , light a stogie and drive. i get into her town, and am trying to use the gps to find her, i miss the turn and a cop happens to get behind me. I dont want to just flip a bitch right infront of him so i keep driving to turn around near the train tracks. It seems ive lost him, i get on to the street im only like a quarter mile away from her place, all of a sudden the pigs behind me again, turns on his lights.
He comes up to the car and im nervous because I prolly smell like alcohol plus i have the beer can under my passenger seat, plus I'm all thugged out, backwards cap, sweater with a hole in it.
. He claims he pulled me over for not using a turn signal, which i know is bullshit cause I was aware of his presence when he got up on my ass. I try not to say a lot or breath to much cause i dont want him to smell my breath. I let him know im just trying to find a girls house and im kinda lost. He goes to his car, and when he comes back he gives me directions to the street im looking for. He then says, "you're acting kind of weird, can I search your car before i let you go?" I tell him "no" and he asks "why not do you have something you shouldnt have?" and I say "no" he asks "well then why can't I search it" I tell him "because i dont want to have to go thru all of that right now, i just want to get to my friends house"
He goes back to his car , 5 minutes later comes back and says "well its your right to refuse a search, so you can leave"
I get to the bitches house and it turns out she threw away all her drugs because she just recently wanted to get clean cause she lost her kids to cps. So i just ent up fucking her face for a lil bit then tell her i gotta go.
sometimes things don't go as planned while hittin them licks,
ITT: tell a story about unsuccessful licks
2015-12-07 at 10:08 PM UTC
no offense but you disgust me
2015-12-07 at 10:17 PM UTC
Bill Krozby you ghetto as fuck. i dont think they sell licks or stogies in australia, although bushpigs are freely available for facefucking.
2015-12-08 at 12:06 AM UTC
Its funny how cops try and be all like "Why cant I search you if you have done nothing wrong?" and its like "No unreasonable search and seizure faggot, lrn to America"
2015-12-08 at 7:40 PM UTC
plus why would you want to stand out in the cold/heat for thirty minutes while someone you don't know goes through your belongings and finds and empty container thus charging you with an empty container charge....while theres other things you can be doing with your time...
2015-12-08 at 9:14 PM UTC
Did she have less chins than the pig you posted pics of?
2015-12-08 at 11:49 PM UTC
if stealing a sleeping lady's medications is your idea of 'hitting a lick', then you are a sad, sad specimen indeed.
2015-12-09 at 12:42 AM UTC
thread title has an astounding amount of retarded slang
2015-12-09 at 4:57 AM UTC
Step up my game fagit? I make anywhere from $300-1500 a week. It's normally around $700. And all usually without using even as much effort as it takes to pork one of the sweaty warthogs you are impregnating in increasing numbers. The day I rely on money from selling bottles of pills I stole from someone who trusted me, is the day I finally bring myself down to your level, where people stab each other in the back to steal things from each other. See, unlike you, and not counting drug dealers or strangers, I don't count taking advantage of the trust and goodwill of 'friends' or lovers to acquire their material possessions as anything particularly heroic, or anything to brag about. I mean, sure, it happens, but if you must resort to such sociopathic behavior to acquire ones' drug of addiction, it would be best to keep ones mouth shut rather than act as if this is anything to be proud of. If you ever get it through your dim perceptual haze to wonder why most users here loathe you, I would say that this is a textbook example.
2015-12-09 at 8:44 PM UTC
That looks like a cross between an old lady and a gelfling from the dark crystal.
Hell, even dark rodents harley hag is better looking than that.
2015-12-10 at 3:18 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^why so serious? Lets see your tasty bitch then. Oh I forgot you only date men because you're fuckin' faggot lol
