what's the last thing you bought?

1. 2021-07-08 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #4861
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   kin i get a little before he does
2. 2021-07-08 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #4862
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Okay so I ordered a pizza, the manager calls me back asking if I’m April…turns out he is my old boss lol how weird. He asks for my number & when I say it might be weird…,he says it won’t be , I promise. Lol then he says “ I’m so happy you ordered pizza” & I said “lol fate”

   
   Smell the pizza first.
3. 2021-07-08 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #4863
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   yeah better check it for spooge,, he could be trying to knock u up the hard way
4. 2021-07-08 at 11:31 PM UTC

   #4864
   WellHung Black Hole
   a negro
5. 2021-07-08 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #4865
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   Murray sugar free cookies
6. 2021-07-08 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #4866
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT yeah better check it for spooge,, he could be trying to knock u up the hard way

   
   One thick crust with all the works... and hold the squirts, please."
7. 2021-07-09 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #4867
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Just bought a hundred dollar bill for $100. It's a nice one, too.
8. 2021-07-09 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #4868
   

   k33m1k Yung Blood [uncase that omnidirectional aspirator]
   sudafed. :D
9. 2021-07-09 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #4869
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Money back guarantee and everything on it. Satisfaction, or your money back.
10. 2021-07-09 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #4870
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Money back guarantee and everything on it. Satisfaction, or your money back.

    
    I bet you bought it with American Money. paid too much for a Canadian 100D
11. 2021-07-09 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #4871
    WellHung Black Hole
    A damaged slave child at a bargain price.
12. 2021-07-09 at 4:51 AM UTC

    #4872
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I bet you bought it with American Money. paid too much for a Canadian 100D

    
    Bought a Canadian $100 bill for $100 Canadian dollars. I think I got a good deal.
13. 2021-07-09 at 7:09 AM UTC

    #4873
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Okay so I ordered a pizza, the manager calls me back asking if I’m April…turns out he is my old boss lol how weird. He asks for my number & when I say it might be weird…,he says it won’t be , I promise. Lol then he says “ I’m so happy you ordered pizza” & I said “lol fate”

    
    you called your old place of work amd surprissed your old boss knew your address ?
14. 2021-07-09 at 10:41 AM UTC

    #4874
    WellHung Black Hole
    Stocks & bonds.
15. 2021-07-09 at 11:25 AM UTC

    #4875
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    a muffler for the toyota I'm fixing up to sell
16. 2021-07-09 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #4876
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    bought a cheap, store-brand blueberry shampoo and now my hairs smell like pie.
17. 2021-07-09 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #4877
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny bought a cheap, store-brand blueberry shampoo and now my hairs smell like pie.

    
    REAL MEN DON'T HAVE HAIR ON THEIR HEAD.
18. 2021-07-09 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #4878
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL MEN DON'T HAVE HAIR ON THEIR HEAD.

    
    yes they do.
    
    hitler.jpg
    
    thor.jpg
19. 2021-07-09 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #4879
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes they do.
    
    hitler.jpg
    
    thor.jpg

    
    Not REAL men...Hitler only had 1 ball.
20. 2021-07-09 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #4880
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not REAL men…Hitler only had 1 ball.

    
    thats more than enough.