2021-07-06 at 4:34 AM UTC
a 1200 deposit on a 3000 tattoo session and a 900 dollar deposit on $4000 new teeth. After my new mattress gets here im gonna have spent like $10k this month but at least ill get all those VISA REWARDS POINTS yadig?!
2021-07-06 at 8:22 PM UTC
A Playstation 1 game.
I sold a Playstation 1 game on Ebay this weekend, I bought it for 90 cents from Value Village and it sold for $45.
...at lunchtime today I went into Value Village and found another copy of it, again for 90 cents...lolling fuck.
2021-07-06 at 10:39 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
are you gonna steel one of them raciest little black jockey's for the garden?
2021-07-06 at 11:36 PM UTC
Gloves for my field negro Ernest. He keeps getting splinters.
2021-07-07 at 2:54 PM UTC
What as the last thing you *SOLD.
Last night I sold a RTX2060 super on the offerup app for $450. The story here is regarding the guy that bought it and the general pussy whippedness of your average American male.
After 3 days of going back and forth on the offerup messages he finally agreed to meet to purchase it (and as a side note i had about 20 other be-ta males umming and ahhhing over buying it in my messages).
Anyway, we arrange the time and place to meet and he tells me.
"I'm going to be with my wife when I pick it up, she doesn't know I'm building a new computer and I'm not going to tell her lol. When we meet I'm going to be bringing an old graphics card and I'm telling her than you are actually buying it from me. If you could please play along. I'll have the cash in the bag with the card, you can count it discretely in the bag and when she is not looking slip the card I'm buying from you in the bag".
So this went according to his plan. I was disgusted by a grown man having to play these childish be-ta games in front of his wife...this wouldn't happen in England.
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2021-07-07 at 3:39 PM UTC
There should have been an acting-fee surcharge.
2021-07-07 at 6:05 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
BRAKE LINES AND FITTINGS FOR MY DODGE 3/4 TON
2021-07-07 at 6:55 PM UTC
My Zodiac wall hanging thingy arrived 🌙💥
🌙
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2021-07-07 at 7:02 PM UTC
you purchased a song negro ?
2021-07-08 at 3:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
My Zodiac wall hanging thingy arrived 🌙💥
🌙
kinda dope actually
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2021-07-08 at 9:44 PM UTC
Okay so I ordered a pizza, the manager calls me back asking if I’m April…turns out he is my old boss lol how weird. He asks for my number & when I say it might be weird…,he says it won’t be , I promise. Lol then he says “ I’m so happy you ordered pizza” & I said “lol fate”
2021-07-08 at 10:35 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
time to make the next lil baby girl girl
